personally knows jack shit
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starting over in the ozarks.
Pinned
i am about to turn 37. looking back on my life to this point, i see that the times where i felt the most "in control" were the times that i was the least in touch. spiraling towards catastrophe yet insulated by illusion.
now, that i am so beaten and tired and broken, perhaps i am truly living.
now, that i am so beaten and tired and broken, perhaps i am truly living.
justice for pancho.
This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
justice for pancho.
came back to 10+ notifications and my heart sank for a second.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
came back to 10+ notifications and my heart sank for a second.
lord i am ruined.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
lord i am ruined.
you know how common my mother and sisters names are?
enough to make dating awkward.
enough to make dating awkward.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
you know how common my mother and sisters names are?
enough to make dating awkward.
enough to make dating awkward.
missouri does have some amazing sunsets. i will give it that.
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
missouri does have some amazing sunsets. i will give it that.
have some batter with your batter to go with your batter.
soda in those cold mugs is a revelation tho.
soda in those cold mugs is a revelation tho.
What’s wrong w a lil Long John Silvers????
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
have some batter with your batter to go with your batter.
soda in those cold mugs is a revelation tho.
soda in those cold mugs is a revelation tho.
showing your kids face on your dating profile...kinda trashy tbh.
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
showing your kids face on your dating profile...kinda trashy tbh.
i swipe left for raccoon eyes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i swipe left for raccoon eyes.
yall ever catch yourself naked in the mirror and be like "fuck yeah!"
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December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
yall ever catch yourself naked in the mirror and be like "fuck yeah!"
peesa jawa go biin epstein...
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
peesa jawa go biin epstein...
i need to get out of my mind and back into my body.
give me some WORK.
give me some WORK.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i need to get out of my mind and back into my body.
give me some WORK.
give me some WORK.
dont you ever let no woman rule your mind
she will leave you troubled and worried all the time
she will leave you troubled and worried all the time
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
dont you ever let no woman rule your mind
she will leave you troubled and worried all the time
she will leave you troubled and worried all the time
google and its annual thanksgiving hookup.
Glassholes were driven from polite society. It could happen again.
Google unveils plans to try again with smart glasses in 2026
It is a significant turnaround for the tech giant after its first attempt - Google Glass - was pulled in 2015.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
google and its annual thanksgiving hookup.
some are confused by taste.
I recently got called bougie by a man because I told him I made my Whiskey 75s with Basil Hayden.
And that’s when I knew, I was dealing with a little boy.
And that’s when I knew, I was dealing with a little boy.
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
some are confused by taste.
i told them it was me or the habit.
so now its just me.
so now its just me.
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i told them it was me or the habit.
so now its just me.
so now its just me.
i learned how to weld and got a good job with it.
2025 was janky as fuck but I know yall have some accomplishments you made this year that you’re proud of! LEMME HEAR IT👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
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December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i learned how to weld and got a good job with it.
be nice to me or i will learn your job.
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
be nice to me or i will learn your job.
most white people see open racism/hate as worship. 🧵
i have recently moved back to my hometown in southeast missouri. a small, rural, conservative county of about 50k people. >90% white. i work a blue collar job in steel fabrication.
the DAILY use of racist and homophobic slurs is mind boggling.
i have recently moved back to my hometown in southeast missouri. a small, rural, conservative county of about 50k people. >90% white. i work a blue collar job in steel fabrication.
the DAILY use of racist and homophobic slurs is mind boggling.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
most white people see open racism/hate as worship. 🧵
i have recently moved back to my hometown in southeast missouri. a small, rural, conservative county of about 50k people. >90% white. i work a blue collar job in steel fabrication.
the DAILY use of racist and homophobic slurs is mind boggling.
i have recently moved back to my hometown in southeast missouri. a small, rural, conservative county of about 50k people. >90% white. i work a blue collar job in steel fabrication.
the DAILY use of racist and homophobic slurs is mind boggling.
my parents house is cold and dark.
on many levels.
on many levels.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
my parents house is cold and dark.
on many levels.
on many levels.
cant hear them. i am too busy sleeping until 10.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
cant hear them. i am too busy sleeping until 10.
learned a new machine today. she a little temperamental but all you gotta do is read her needs and provide.
you say somethin bout my woman?
you say somethin bout my woman?
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
learned a new machine today. she a little temperamental but all you gotta do is read her needs and provide.
you say somethin bout my woman?
you say somethin bout my woman?
if we are in a work meeting and you have a question.
dont.
dont.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
if we are in a work meeting and you have a question.
dont.
dont.
dont know what to do with this.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM