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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Feb 2

Not that Root Beer succeeded in overturning Diet Coke anyway due to committee

Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 16

Starting today and continuing for as long as parliament is sitting we in the root beer party will be joining the @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social to fight to deliver common sense policies we all agree on, including fighting for Bigfoot and of course root beer. Together we can create the Canada we all need

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 16

Thank you to all our great Root Beer Party of Canada for all their hard work and time they put into making our party and agenda strong and succeed. We in the leadership are very happy with everything done and proud of your hard work today on day one!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

While we don’t have status on the state of the root beer report in parliament we will be announcing our root beer party state of the root beer report soon, we will be tabling our state of the root beer report to parliament on sitting days!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

The @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social party has forgotten that we are the party of Bigfoot and on election night the Bigfoot but came out for us in record numbers of voters but also a number of Bigfoots stood with our party as well. Of course this inaccuracy is expected of an aggressive pro war party

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Dec 25

The Root Beer Party wishes everyone a very Merry Christmas! We hope everyone is having a great time with friends and family enjoying the holidays, presents, food, and of course Root Beer as well!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Nov 23

We also congratulate the Brat party members elected and all members of all parties for their campaigns and elections. Every member of parliament should celebrate a job well done tonight.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Nov 21

The Root Beer party hopes everyone votes, no matter the final outcome root beer will do our best to hold parliament to account in getting the needs of Canadians fulfilled, including expanded root beer access!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Nov 10

Everyone remember to vote, and vote for our common and universal Root Beer values!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Nov 3

The Root Beer Party doesn’t believe in any corporations forming government, we believe in Canada as a brand forming government and what better brand than Root Beer as an idea with universal Root Beer Values.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 31

We in the Root Beer Party of Canada wish all Canadians and members of parliament a happy Halloween!

We also recommend more people give out Root Beer on this Halloween because Root Beer is the best treat of all.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 28

Les Québécois aiment la Racinette et les racines aromatisantes qu'elle est cultivée là-bas et ailleurs au Canada. Le parti Brat s'oppose clairement aux idées communes en faveur de la création de division.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 28

Nous prévoyons également de Augmentation l'économie Québec en aidant à créer de nouveaux producteurs de Racinette basés au Québec

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 28

La vice-président sera heureux d'apprendre que le principal type de racine utilisé pour aromatiser la Racinette est couramment cultivé au Québec et est tout aussi populaire au Québec que dans le reste du Canada.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 24

No need, the root beer party supports co-existence between all root beer brands and for all root beer to win the cola wars together.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 22

We accept both big and small Root Beer, all Root Beer can coexist and benefit all of Canadian society with more relaxation and less stress. Other parties only ever call out policies they don’t agree with, we offer policies that all Canadians can get behind.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 21

To promote a work life balance in education the Root Beer party will require all universities to provide 1 free bottle of root beer to every student that is given a major assignment during or in the week after Reading week! We believe this will greatly improve the study life balance of students!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 18

Previous governments commitments to teaching members about the world map is lacking, the Root Beer Party will increase knowledge of the world map for all Canadians and MPs via educational Root Beer Packaging as well as free maps for all!

Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 18

Why support the Root Beer Party of Canada, we support many values that are universal and popular for all Canadians from all regions and ridings!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 18

But we also need to promote Canada and Canadian trade as a brand that everyone can agree with, and that element of diplomacy can only be done with Canadian made root beer via Mug diplomacy

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 18

Meanwhile we in the Root Beer Party offer both caffeine free and sugar free brands of Root Beer for all, also while promoting moderation in Root Beer consumption.Our parties make big statements about how shocked they are about each other’s policies, only the Root Beer Party makes new good policies.

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 18

Yes the root beer party supports this proposal, creating a truck per day for this will also boost the local automotive industry, thus creating jobs in the riding!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 17

Don’t let partisanship get it the way, join the Root Beer Party today, be a part of the only party willing to work with all to get Root Beer values into law!

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 17

No teeth rot here, the root beer party always supports reasonable consumption of root beer to ensure all the benefits of root beer with no costs

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Parti racinette | Root Beer Party of Canada (MUG) @mugmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 17

Tous les membres du parlement, voulez-vous protéger l'héritage mythique de votre district?

Soutenez le Parti Raccinette pour protéger Bigfoot et tous les autres êtres importants comme Bigfoot! D'autres parties veulent ignorer la nature touristique et le patrimoine, nous les soutenons pleinement!

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