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el.mitxi
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· Nov 20
Докато си пиех джинтоника, спокойно поседнал във влака, часовникът ми каза, че съм постигнал всичките си фитнес цели за деня 🥂
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Докато си пиех джинтоника, спокойно поседнал във влака, часовникът ми каза, че съм постигнал всичките си фитнес цели за деня 🥂
El día de los Santos Inocentes - el único en el que la gente no confía ciegamente en cualquier post increíble con fotos IA, y realmente utiliza sus poderes atrofiados de pensamiento crítico.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
El día de los Santos Inocentes - el único en el que la gente no confía ciegamente en cualquier post increíble con fotos IA, y realmente utiliza sus poderes atrofiados de pensamiento crítico.
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The same people who mock the idea that gender is performed want to make sure they have the correct props
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The same people who mock the idea that gender is performed want to make sure they have the correct props
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The genocide will continue until morale improves.
"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The genocide will continue until morale improves.
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
Содена питка
Сушени чушки пълнени с боб
Картофена салата с праз
Ябълков сладкиш с грис
Хумус
Маслини
...и какво още за 7?
Сушени чушки пълнени с боб
Картофена салата с праз
Ябълков сладкиш с грис
Хумус
Маслини
...и какво още за 7?
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Содена питка
Сушени чушки пълнени с боб
Картофена салата с праз
Ябълков сладкиш с грис
Хумус
Маслини
...и какво още за 7?
Сушени чушки пълнени с боб
Картофена салата с праз
Ябълков сладкиш с грис
Хумус
Маслини
...и какво още за 7?
Todo el día voy a tener en la cabeza "miiil eeeurooos" 😅
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Todo el día voy a tener en la cabeza "miiil eeeurooos" 😅
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This banana cleaning tool is, according to the blurb, ONLY FOR MEN.
Sexist if you ask me
Sexist if you ask me
Walmart sells something that claims to be a 'banana cleaner'. The description is a weird work of genius, including boasting '120 minutes on a single charge, which meets daily use' and explaining 'just wipe it with a towel'.
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This banana cleaning tool is, according to the blurb, ONLY FOR MEN.
Sexist if you ask me
Sexist if you ask me