Gitte
@mumshield.bsky.social
Danish, love a good laugh, languages, outdoor life, and football ("soccer")
The perfect weather to defrost the freezer 💡😀
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The perfect weather to defrost the freezer 💡😀
Every morning I wake up to home baked bread. Cos every night my hb puts flour, yeast etc. in the baking machine. So I can have fresh bread in the morning - he eats yogurt.
For me that's what it's about. Love&care, every day, not just one night in Feb.
Anyway Happy #Valentines to those who celebrate😀
For me that's what it's about. Love&care, every day, not just one night in Feb.
Anyway Happy #Valentines to those who celebrate😀
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Every morning I wake up to home baked bread. Cos every night my hb puts flour, yeast etc. in the baking machine. So I can have fresh bread in the morning - he eats yogurt.
For me that's what it's about. Love&care, every day, not just one night in Feb.
Anyway Happy #Valentines to those who celebrate😀
For me that's what it's about. Love&care, every day, not just one night in Feb.
Anyway Happy #Valentines to those who celebrate😀
A friend of mine told me he'd talked to his nephew whose parents are getting divorced.
Do you want to stay with your dad?
No, he'll beat!
Do you want to stay with your mum?
No, she'll beat!
But who do you want to stay with then? Spurs. They don't beat anybody 🤪
Do you want to stay with your dad?
No, he'll beat!
Do you want to stay with your mum?
No, she'll beat!
But who do you want to stay with then? Spurs. They don't beat anybody 🤪
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
A friend of mine told me he'd talked to his nephew whose parents are getting divorced.
Do you want to stay with your dad?
No, he'll beat!
Do you want to stay with your mum?
No, she'll beat!
But who do you want to stay with then? Spurs. They don't beat anybody 🤪
Do you want to stay with your dad?
No, he'll beat!
Do you want to stay with your mum?
No, she'll beat!
But who do you want to stay with then? Spurs. They don't beat anybody 🤪
January 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My Christmas presents 🤩!
🤔Where to start?
That's gonna be the biggest decision I'll make today*
* Today is "very quiet" here tbh
** I've better start with Frank, am afraid it might be outdated soon...😁
🤔Where to start?
That's gonna be the biggest decision I'll make today*
* Today is "very quiet" here tbh
** I've better start with Frank, am afraid it might be outdated soon...😁
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My Christmas presents 🤩!
🤔Where to start?
That's gonna be the biggest decision I'll make today*
* Today is "very quiet" here tbh
** I've better start with Frank, am afraid it might be outdated soon...😁
🤔Where to start?
That's gonna be the biggest decision I'll make today*
* Today is "very quiet" here tbh
** I've better start with Frank, am afraid it might be outdated soon...😁
It's a bit bleak today. Time for some bad jokes, me think😀
1) What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
2) What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre?
3) Why did Mrs.Santa get so upset?
-
-
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1) Frost-bite.
2) Wrap music.
3) Because her husband kept saying "Ho, ho, ho"
😁
1) What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
2) What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre?
3) Why did Mrs.Santa get so upset?
-
-
-
1) Frost-bite.
2) Wrap music.
3) Because her husband kept saying "Ho, ho, ho"
😁
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's a bit bleak today. Time for some bad jokes, me think😀
1) What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
2) What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre?
3) Why did Mrs.Santa get so upset?
-
-
-
1) Frost-bite.
2) Wrap music.
3) Because her husband kept saying "Ho, ho, ho"
😁
1) What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
2) What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre?
3) Why did Mrs.Santa get so upset?
-
-
-
1) Frost-bite.
2) Wrap music.
3) Because her husband kept saying "Ho, ho, ho"
😁
Review:
We didn't really start well...
And we didn't really continue well...
And we didn't really end well
😭
#lfc
#ynwa
#livpsv
#you'llsometimesplayaloneSzobo
We didn't really start well...
And we didn't really continue well...
And we didn't really end well
😭
#lfc
#ynwa
#livpsv
#you'llsometimesplayaloneSzobo
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Review:
We didn't really start well...
And we didn't really continue well...
And we didn't really end well
😭
#lfc
#ynwa
#livpsv
#you'llsometimesplayaloneSzobo
We didn't really start well...
And we didn't really continue well...
And we didn't really end well
😭
#lfc
#ynwa
#livpsv
#you'llsometimesplayaloneSzobo
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rasmus Højlund misses a penalty for Napoli and McTominay scores a goal for them.
All right, all right Scotland. You have proven your point already🤷😉
🏴>🇩🇰 😭
#napqa
#Championsleague
All right, all right Scotland. You have proven your point already🤷😉
🏴>🇩🇰 😭
#napqa
#Championsleague
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Rasmus Højlund misses a penalty for Napoli and McTominay scores a goal for them.
All right, all right Scotland. You have proven your point already🤷😉
🏴>🇩🇰 😭
#napqa
#Championsleague
All right, all right Scotland. You have proven your point already🤷😉
🏴>🇩🇰 😭
#napqa
#Championsleague
Don't get worried if your eyesight gets poorer when you grow old.
It's just to protect you from seeing your mirror image.
😁
It's just to protect you from seeing your mirror image.
😁
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Don't get worried if your eyesight gets poorer when you grow old.
It's just to protect you from seeing your mirror image.
😁
It's just to protect you from seeing your mirror image.
😁
There's a path in Denmark called Øhavsstien 220km/137 miles long.
My sis and I are going to walk it within the next 3 years. Step by step.
Sis has been ill for a long time, now slowly recovering. Today we did our 5th bit, 14 km.
It was 5°C, mostly sunshine, lots of talking and walking 😊
Pics:
My sis and I are going to walk it within the next 3 years. Step by step.
Sis has been ill for a long time, now slowly recovering. Today we did our 5th bit, 14 km.
It was 5°C, mostly sunshine, lots of talking and walking 😊
Pics:
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There's a path in Denmark called Øhavsstien 220km/137 miles long.
My sis and I are going to walk it within the next 3 years. Step by step.
Sis has been ill for a long time, now slowly recovering. Today we did our 5th bit, 14 km.
It was 5°C, mostly sunshine, lots of talking and walking 😊
Pics:
My sis and I are going to walk it within the next 3 years. Step by step.
Sis has been ill for a long time, now slowly recovering. Today we did our 5th bit, 14 km.
It was 5°C, mostly sunshine, lots of talking and walking 😊
Pics:
It would be easier being pleased for Scotland 🏴 if WE 🇩🇰 didn't have to take the role as defeated opponents.
Oh f... that!
Congrats Scotland.
We'll just qualify through the play offs (or actually we probably won't🤔😭)
#scoden
Oh f... that!
Congrats Scotland.
We'll just qualify through the play offs (or actually we probably won't🤔😭)
#scoden
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It would be easier being pleased for Scotland 🏴 if WE 🇩🇰 didn't have to take the role as defeated opponents.
Oh f... that!
Congrats Scotland.
We'll just qualify through the play offs (or actually we probably won't🤔😭)
#scoden
Oh f... that!
Congrats Scotland.
We'll just qualify through the play offs (or actually we probably won't🤔😭)
#scoden
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM