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ryan
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
Failing to meet expectations since 1975

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You know what gets my goat?

Chupacabras.
What a guy ❤️ things will never be quite the same without him
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Things hurt too much right now, but thank you so much to my Dads dear friends for being there for him. It means so much. I feel like there is always so much left unsaid. He was such a good man. He didnt deserve to suffer. Please have adventures and live your life in his honor. ❤️❤️
December 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
While it wasn’t Christmas eve, it was Christmas night smh (funny dude until the end)
With it being Christmas Eve, I have the funniest opportunity to do something overnight.
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Hello friends, if you saw notifs liking your posts, it wasn’t my Dad from beyond the grave. It was me, his daugher Mya. Finally felt the strength to look through his phone. I will try to make sure everyone knows when we have a celebration of life in the spring. Peace and love to everyone ❤️❤️❤️
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Merry Crisis.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
With it being Christmas Eve, I have the funniest opportunity to do something overnight.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Slept the whole day less about 4 hours. Just woke at 3am but not staying awake for long. 💤😴
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
So anyway, happy Christmas time from my last one on this earth.
December 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“You’ve survived all your hardest days” only gets you to the day that you won’t.
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Maybe I didn’t deserve love and happiness.
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My guys, I thought it was 6am. Like why am I getting served a quesadilla for breakfast.
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Crazy to think that all those shithead teenagers I used to hangout with when I was a shithead teenager are all grown up shitheads now, just like me.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*ring ring*
Nurses station, do you need aomething?

Nope. Just seeing how you are. So, what are you doing? Do you need anything?
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
On a scale of 1-10, today fucking sucks so far.
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Felt cute. Might delete later. IDK.
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trying to recruit me to Team Jesus while I’m on my deathbed is fucking nefarious work.
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Let’s take a social type guy that thrives on human interaction and put him in isolation and seclude him away without even a dog or cat for company, just shits and giggles. Just to see what happens.

Spoiler: He looses his f’ing mind.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fuck the Feds
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Day 34 in the hospital 🫠
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Got a good nurse tonight 🙏🏼
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by ryan
ooooh, a french canadian kiss
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Budget is tight this year so everyone is getting a big wet sneeze from me right in their open mouth. 🫶🏻
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The weekend crew isn’t as down with your boy funk as the weekday crew is. No one popping in to visit or shoot the shite. It gets lonely in this bitch.

This must be how Jesus felt…
a man standing in front of a swimming pool
ALT: a man standing in front of a swimming pool
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December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I like my uncrustables al dente.
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table
ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table
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December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM