fupacabra
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
Failing to meet expectations since 1975
🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻
Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.
https://gofund.me/e4691b3e
🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻
Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.
https://gofund.me/e4691b3e
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fupacabra
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
· May 7
Hey friends. This illness has won, I’m afraid to say. No matter how hard I fight, it gets worse everyday. Vision and cognitive issues make it hard for me to scroll social media so, I won’t be on here very much anymore.
I had a good time meeting all you TA folks. Thank you for helping me trough a
I had a good time meeting all you TA folks. Thank you for helping me trough a
Yeah, I’m in a band.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yeah, I’m in a band.
Do you guys remember C.O.D. and allowing 6-8 weeks for delivery?
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Do you guys remember C.O.D. and allowing 6-8 weeks for delivery?
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I'm an atheist, and I'd happily go stand watch outside these churches to protect vulnerable people.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm an atheist, and I'd happily go stand watch outside these churches to protect vulnerable people.
Hesde balc to bed soon tho
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hesde balc to bed soon tho
Spent 21 hours in bed but don’t worry I only slept for about half of that. Snoop made sure I rolled over frequently and kept lunging my lungs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Spent 21 hours in bed but don’t worry I only slept for about half of that. Snoop made sure I rolled over frequently and kept lunging my lungs.
Bubba is/was a horse!?!
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bubba is/was a horse!?!
Pretty fucking neat that these things just live in our house with us.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Pretty fucking neat that these things just live in our house with us.
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investigating everyone in the Epstein files except for Donald Trump is like quoting everything from the Bible except for passages about adultery, incest, genocide, war, rape, murder, and slavery
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
investigating everyone in the Epstein files except for Donald Trump is like quoting everything from the Bible except for passages about adultery, incest, genocide, war, rape, murder, and slavery
Suck a dick all you want but leave the kids alone, you pedo fuck. God damn.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Suck a dick all you want but leave the kids alone, you pedo fuck. God damn.
Probably shits in the shower and stomps it down the drain too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Probably shits in the shower and stomps it down the drain too.
Oh ok. Like you haven’t also knobbed off a homie before. Be so fucking for real. Please.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh ok. Like you haven’t also knobbed off a homie before. Be so fucking for real. Please.
Maybe stop protecting him and put him against the wall already. FFS.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Maybe stop protecting him and put him against the wall already. FFS.
Purple is the best Jolly Rancher. All others (except blue) are a lie.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Purple is the best Jolly Rancher. All others (except blue) are a lie.
Dear Mom,
I forgive you.
Rest in Peace.
I forgive you.
Rest in Peace.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Dear Mom,
I forgive you.
Rest in Peace.
I forgive you.
Rest in Peace.
Just snarffed out of my right lung a phlegm wad the size of my fist. How you all doing?
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just snarffed out of my right lung a phlegm wad the size of my fist. How you all doing?
Go look at the sky.
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Go look at the sky.
I don’t want to be sick anymore
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I don’t want to be sick anymore
I fall asleep every night hoping I don’t wake up again.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I fall asleep every night hoping I don’t wake up again.
I lowkey hope my ex is having a bad day.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I lowkey hope my ex is having a bad day.
I feel like an inconvenient waste of resources, taking up space.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I feel like an inconvenient waste of resources, taking up space.
This stuff works wonders for body aches and pains. Highly recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This stuff works wonders for body aches and pains. Highly recommend.
In Sunday School: “Jesus love the little children.”
Decent humans: “All babies must eat.”
Church: “Now hold on a second…”
Decent humans: “All babies must eat.”
Church: “Now hold on a second…”
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
In Sunday School: “Jesus love the little children.”
Decent humans: “All babies must eat.”
Church: “Now hold on a second…”
Decent humans: “All babies must eat.”
Church: “Now hold on a second…”
One of my kids is getting married next month! 🤯
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
One of my kids is getting married next month! 🤯
I’m having a really hard time right now. It’s been a very bad night.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’m having a really hard time right now. It’s been a very bad night.
I just realized that my dog is provably going to have to witness me die 😿
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I just realized that my dog is provably going to have to witness me die 😿