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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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"...maybe, a wolf can."

some Balto fanart in the year of our lord 2026??? more likely than it seems! (trying to fight art block by trying new stuff)

#art
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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hey does anyone have any hot tips for how to stop being incandescently enraged to the point where it’s not productive or healthy
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
iirc glup shitto is blorbo adjacent tumblr slang derived specifically from the dumbass names minor bg characters in Star Wars have. a glup shitto is a rare and mysterious blorbo breed unheard of by all but the most diehard of fans.
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
i don’t know how to explain to u people that ur drs should be ready to underground railroad ur ass to a surgery theater if necessary to help u bc helping u is the fucking POINT of drs + ones that dont are not healers. gender affirming care IS lifesaving medical care + fuck you forever if u disagree
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
IF YOURE A DOCTOR AND YOU /DONT/ HELP YOUR PATIENTS IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE YOURE A SHIT DOCTOR AND SHOULD LOSE! YOUR!! LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
for any other losers who wanna come at me with “so she should break the law?” yes
yeah
yes actually
yes she fucking should
yes she actually fucking should give a patient a hysterectomy for any fucking requested reason + if that reason is “against the law” you insert a fucking medical code that ISNT
remembering my lesbian gynecologist trying to joke with me at my follow up about how she’s “not allowed” to help a teenage trans man patient bc “waaah laws” YOURE FUCKING SPINELESS
a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
ALT: a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
yes
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
remembering my lesbian gynecologist trying to joke with me at my follow up about how she’s “not allowed” to help a teenage trans man patient bc “waaah laws” YOURE FUCKING SPINELESS
a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
ALT: a woman is holding a dog with its mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
one (1) email with cervical cancer as a secondary concern next to ✨do you want new years hair loss??✨ your medical licenses should be burned to ashes, eaten, then shit over a bridge
getting weight loss ad emails near daily from the gynecologists office who did my hysterectomy makes me feel a type of violent deep in my heart i don’t really know how to describe
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
forgot grumpy arnold + not so danny FUUCK
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
kiki’s delivery service lives in my bones
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
fictional couples that are just like me + parker fr:

moxxie + millie
finn mertens + huntress wizard
gomez + morticia addams
bob + linda belcher
kafka hibino + mina ashiro
charlie morningstar + vaggi
unus + annus
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
zodiac: sagittarius
chinese zodiac: metal horse
wife: horse girl

i am forcibly escorted to the pasture
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
gallops with u… glory to horse herd….
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i get so legitimately blindingly mad about these emails i become unable to articulate why im pissed off but you get it. you understand.
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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2026 is going to be my year and that is a threat

(I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
getting weight loss ad emails near daily from the gynecologists office who did my hysterectomy makes me feel a type of violent deep in my heart i don’t really know how to describe
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
generally i am Not someone who can cook. this was a big day for elmo.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i made a cake (and curry and spinach dip )
( ´ ω ` )
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Mr. Marbles, you'll never be forgotten. Thank you for protecting Jenna, loving Julien, for being the big brother of Peach, Kermit, Bunny and Maggie, and thank you Loni for cuddling him every night these last 3 years. 💔🐕
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
NOT THE BARKING AT AD AGAIN FUUUUUUCCCKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
can’t wait for 3 days from now when i break down sobbing bc ive finally processed the loss of mr charles franklin marbles a dog ive literally never met
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Obsessed with these in particular.
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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while we're on the topic of what's the correct way to implement placeholders in your game, here is an excerpt of unfinished dialogue from the april 2000 prototype of spyro 3
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM