Murakel
murakel.bsky.social
Murakel
@murakel.bsky.social
I didn't choose the support life, the support life chose me #HealerMain
32 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 || he/it/they
🔞 minors DNI || 18+ only
Same, I just know the moment there's a whiff of spring in the air I'm gonna be incorrigibly feral 😅
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Cum get it then 😜
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Insert pithy one-liner here
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Start your #HumpDay off right!
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Impregnable?

More like Mpreg-able.
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Looksmaxxing by drinking water and getting 8 hours of sleep
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It's only Tuesday 😵‍💫
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Another lazy snowy Monday morning #monochromeMonday #mcm
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Buffet spread, all you can eat! 😜
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
You're not wrong tho, like did we learn nothing from the Québec separatist movement?
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I should make myself breakfast but I'm comfy… #softcocksaturday #scs
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Mood
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Another #FatCockFriday, and today's payday! 🎉
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Who wants some?
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It's hungry… for sausage 😜 #humpday
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Hello it's me, oomfie 😝
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Time for your breakfast 😈
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I mean you convinced him to marry a man, I think that ship sailed 😝
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Is there a problem with asking to stop at the weed store? Lmao
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Lazy start to the week thanks to some snow #MonochromeMonday #mcm
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Made a mess 😜
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I think I might go back to sleep… #SoftCockSaturday #scs
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Once again begging developers to not use color puzzles in their fucking games.

If I have to call someone over to help me distinguish yellow from green one more time I'm writing you a goddamn letter.
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
That's not even a hear me out wdym "would", who wouldn't???
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
A little play before work #FatCockFriday #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 PM