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Pippa 🦇
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
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The only book that should burn is project 2025
I keep seeing so many things about adhd meds and feeling like a zombie or not feeling well and idk maybe those meds aren’t right for you then bc I’ve never felt more able to be myself and slow down before in my life
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Baby girl
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
God I hate purple but I love figment it’s like neurodivergent cognitive dissonance and I hate it
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references
Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it

Also trump: pardoned someone a
month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
36 💕
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Behehehhee
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m so excited hehehe
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lmaoooo go birds
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Drinking prosecco, waiting for the eagles game, listening to Robyn. This is girlhood
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me, explaining that yes there is a fae realm in my story but it’s more of an esoteric quantum physical parallel dimension that doubles as a metaphor for the afterlife ala twin peaks to my husband
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I finally did it. I started writing a book. A very ridiculous fantasy of manners comedy of errors neurodivergent romcom for the weird girls
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I feel like new faces came around today so I just want to remind everyone I’m just a sick girl who loves an Aperol spritz
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This but also remember it’s a privilege to be able to boycott - if you’re disabled, can’t afford anything else, have trouble with transportation and these places are closest etc and it’s the best way for you to survive rn you’re not a bad person!
BOYCOTT WALMART!!!

BOYCOTT TARGET!!!

BOYCOTT AMAZON!!!

BOYCOTT TESLA!!!

BOYCOTT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE THESE OLIGARCHS EVEN WEALTHIER!!!!

PLEASE REPOST, OR PASS IT ON!

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November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM