Pippa 🦇
@murderbots.bsky.social
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
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The only book that should burn is project 2025
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Screaming bc thunder mountain is adding more bats. Idc what else they do - it was important to let me know there will be significantly more bats.
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Does dry shampoo and a vape count bc I did that today too
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Had Xanax and Diet Coke for breakfast
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Also to my one specific kitchen knife that feels like it would just slide into my guts in a satisfying way you’re a real one kitchen knife
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Happy OCD awareness month to my central air which I can not turn on myself because very specifically a bird nest in it will cause it to catch on fire and as the flames ravage my home it will expose both gas and mold that will kill my cats!
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Brb charging my AirPods so I can just blare life of a showgirl the whole time I’m at jury duty tomorrow
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I need a bisexual season of love is blind
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Back atcha 🥹🥹🥹
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got to finally meet @murderbots.bsky.social last night and she’s as wonderful as you can imagine
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There are two wolves inside me
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Tor sent me a finished copy of the sequel to one of my recent fave books the past few years early and I’m crying
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In honor of the rapture I will be drinking the blood of Christ while eating Trader Joe’s dumplings and watching the leftovers
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I’m so jealous but glad him and his dad are doing it together it’s really special
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Husband is away in Italy so time to party (aka panic on if I’m gonna finish this book or read an article about some famous historical queen)
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Every fall I read one singular historical horror novel written by a man and every damn year it makes the top 5. This is my curse.
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Taking my anti depressants in the middle of a crowd before lcd soundsystem plays on 9/11 this is 100% what my younger self would have wanted
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14 years ago I was kissing a boy behind the book shelves of the library while we shared headphones listening to System of a Down
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He didn’t believe in empathy so I will “honor” him by not believing in empathy as well 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Something about his last words being gang violence while trying to argue about gun violence statistics just to be shot at his own event and not by a gang just sits right with me
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Thoughts and prayers
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Omg I forgot I changed my name in here 500 years ago