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Pippa 🦇
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
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The only book that should burn is project 2025
Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m so excited hehehe
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lmaoooo go birds
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Drinking prosecco, waiting for the eagles game, listening to Robyn. This is girlhood
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me, explaining that yes there is a fae realm in my story but it’s more of an esoteric quantum physical parallel dimension that doubles as a metaphor for the afterlife ala twin peaks to my husband
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I finally did it. I started writing a book. A very ridiculous fantasy of manners comedy of errors neurodivergent romcom for the weird girls
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I feel like new faces came around today so I just want to remind everyone I’m just a sick girl who loves an Aperol spritz
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This but also remember it’s a privilege to be able to boycott - if you’re disabled, can’t afford anything else, have trouble with transportation and these places are closest etc and it’s the best way for you to survive rn you’re not a bad person!
BOYCOTT WALMART!!!

BOYCOTT TARGET!!!

BOYCOTT AMAZON!!!

BOYCOTT TESLA!!!

BOYCOTT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE THESE OLIGARCHS EVEN WEALTHIER!!!!

PLEASE REPOST, OR PASS IT ON!

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November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Shout out to Robyn she really said girl you’re going through some depression here’s a sad girl hope core anthem
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
About to be caught my by Instacart driver in my insane figment crocs
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Crying
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No offensive I don’t want glp1 covered j want my psych meds covered
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’m like way behind on this (I know I am) but why was the fantastic 4 refusing to yeet their baby and put the whole world at risk okay but Wanda grieving and trying to find her kids is bad
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being chronically ill is so funny bc what do you mean for every one specialist I see they will send me to two more like some insane pyramid scheme
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just got clocked so hard by this oooof
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Feeling blessed
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Remember when Dick Cheney shot someone
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well happy off season I guess
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m sorry how tf did Larson have the drive of his life when Denny held the race on talent and merit the whole time
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM