Murphuvan
@murphuvan.bsky.social
Big Bill Johnson is my name🤠
I resend this statement lmfao, my apologies friends
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I resend this statement lmfao, my apologies friends
God forbid I make a mistake lmao
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
God forbid I make a mistake lmao
I don’t mind being corrected. I don’t want to be corrected in a condescending manner by a fuckwad obsessed with transformer toys who is undoubtedly an adult. So it wasn’t founded for that reason but was bought for that reason bc they couldn’t compete with coke. Eat a WHOLE dick.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I don’t mind being corrected. I don’t want to be corrected in a condescending manner by a fuckwad obsessed with transformer toys who is undoubtedly an adult. So it wasn’t founded for that reason but was bought for that reason bc they couldn’t compete with coke. Eat a WHOLE dick.
Yo relax. I read something along those lines once. Maybe it was just the combo Pizza Hut + KFC + Taco Bell locations. Either way, you should chill tf out, people make mistakes at 6 AM.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Yo relax. I read something along those lines once. Maybe it was just the combo Pizza Hut + KFC + Taco Bell locations. Either way, you should chill tf out, people make mistakes at 6 AM.
Laser tag, home dinner + art museum, takeout + coloring pages/diamond dots, wine + painting, joint effort Lego set date.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Laser tag, home dinner + art museum, takeout + coloring pages/diamond dots, wine + painting, joint effort Lego set date.
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Fun fact, Taco Bell was founded specifically to serve Pepsi bc Pepsi wasn’t selling enough of their drinks.
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Fun fact, Taco Bell was founded specifically to serve Pepsi bc Pepsi wasn’t selling enough of their drinks.
If there is new steak it is not in Alabama yet (I eat TB way too much)
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
If there is new steak it is not in Alabama yet (I eat TB way too much)
Dude I almost texted you about her earlier😂 love ya man
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Dude I almost texted you about her earlier😂 love ya man
Today i learned apple fritters can sometimes look blueish green 👀
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Today i learned apple fritters can sometimes look blueish green 👀
Cleveland is right though, Fuji apples are goated
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Cleveland is right though, Fuji apples are goated
s a l i v a t i n g
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
s a l i v a t i n g
This was way too hot to pull but I tried and I’m happy with the result!
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This was way too hot to pull but I tried and I’m happy with the result!
Update: Foil wrapped and thrown back on til she hits temp!
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Update: Foil wrapped and thrown back on til she hits temp!
Woke up early af to throw this mf on the smoker so it could cook while I worked. So far so good getting close to time to wrap!
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Woke up early af to throw this mf on the smoker so it could cook while I worked. So far so good getting close to time to wrap!
Reposted by Murphuvan
What the fk are we doing here?
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
What the fk are we doing here?
Got a few things to hang tonight! Btw highly recommend getting your show pics turned into posters.
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Got a few things to hang tonight! Btw highly recommend getting your show pics turned into posters.
Sheeeeeeeesh😮💨😮💨😮💨
a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed
ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed
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January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Sheeeeeeeesh😮💨😮💨😮💨
Got some prints made of some pics I took at shows bc I have some wall space and had a coupon. The winter storm pushed my delivery back and I’m so antsy about it. If they end up sick, I’m going to get more made for the house.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Got some prints made of some pics I took at shows bc I have some wall space and had a coupon. The winter storm pushed my delivery back and I’m so antsy about it. If they end up sick, I’m going to get more made for the house.
Smoked cheeseburger with habanero pepper jack, cherry peppers, onion, mixed greens, avocado, and chipotle mayo.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Smoked cheeseburger with habanero pepper jack, cherry peppers, onion, mixed greens, avocado, and chipotle mayo.
I think it should be much more difficult of a process to become an animal breeder.
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I think it should be much more difficult of a process to become an animal breeder.
What kind of coffee do I buy for my house
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
What kind of coffee do I buy for my house