Martin
@murrtin.wtf
What am I describing here? Myself? Oh ok. I dunno… I’m kinda like a blue wolf or something irl.
That’s so wild! I hope to catch them someday.
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
That’s so wild! I hope to catch them someday.
It’s in my nightstand. Come put some on for me.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s in my nightstand. Come put some on for me.
I’m just here for my vet appointment how many wandering paws am I gonna get??
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m just here for my vet appointment how many wandering paws am I gonna get??
Ok! I’m ready for inspection!
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Ok! I’m ready for inspection!
I know!! Isn’t it crazy?! The fur is coming in so thick.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I know!! Isn’t it crazy?! The fur is coming in so thick.
Just the other day I was in the bathroom sending my dad a picture of my tattoos on my hand and wrist. I can barely see them with all the fur that’s grown in.
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just the other day I was in the bathroom sending my dad a picture of my tattoos on my hand and wrist. I can barely see them with all the fur that’s grown in.
They don’t call me the logistics heuristics overlord for nothin’ 😎
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
They don’t call me the logistics heuristics overlord for nothin’ 😎
The older I get the more I turn into a wolf 🐺
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The older I get the more I turn into a wolf 🐺
Do a nice weekend trip. Fly out Friday night. Fly back Sunday night in time for work Monday morning. Super easy.
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Do a nice weekend trip. Fly out Friday night. Fly back Sunday night in time for work Monday morning. Super easy.
Does Culinary Class Wars season 2 count as a Korean drama? I’m only two episodes in and have cried twice.
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Does Culinary Class Wars season 2 count as a Korean drama? I’m only two episodes in and have cried twice.
One Monday to rule them all.
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
One Monday to rule them all.
Is he playing pickleball or just winding up to paddle you?
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Is he playing pickleball or just winding up to paddle you?
Oh shit, yea I’ll ask him.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Oh shit, yea I’ll ask him.
I’ve been brining my passport around on demotic flights. Ya know, just in case 🙃
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I’ve been brining my passport around on demotic flights. Ya know, just in case 🙃
Aka, I wanna start playing hockey with a friend in Virginia on Fridays and am too lazy to drive 6 hours to get all my stuff out of storage.
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Aka, I wanna start playing hockey with a friend in Virginia on Fridays and am too lazy to drive 6 hours to get all my stuff out of storage.
Do I know anyone in the DMV with hockey skates and equipment that I can borrow? I need to live out my Heated Rivalry locker room fantasy.
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Do I know anyone in the DMV with hockey skates and equipment that I can borrow? I need to live out my Heated Rivalry locker room fantasy.
The “Extra Pulp” carton of orange juice I bought has no pulp in it. Is this an omen for 2026?!?? What a way to start the year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The “Extra Pulp” carton of orange juice I bought has no pulp in it. Is this an omen for 2026?!?? What a way to start the year.
Our favorite post church Sunday pastime 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Our favorite post church Sunday pastime 🥰
Bro, literally same. Wanna hit the showers and… ya know… do it together? 😏
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Bro, literally same. Wanna hit the showers and… ya know… do it together? 😏
2025 was a very satisfyingly pragmatic year. Ready to continue to watch things flourish and make more fulfilling changes balls deep into 2026 🤤
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
2025 was a very satisfyingly pragmatic year. Ready to continue to watch things flourish and make more fulfilling changes balls deep into 2026 🤤