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chelsea fc. all banter. south africa. 🇿🇦
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suspect needs a fucking vacation
a regime that doesn’t give you creative freedom <<
the account was blown by then 😭😭😭 tough times ahead… dm me the company details i want to cook bro, need to check out the business model
yeah we scam niggas but 😭😭 this is next level stuff
now you spilling way too much 😭😭 how much for a apartment that has furniture on the average 😭😭 nigga you must be lying 😭😭😭😭 as a former trader this is wild to me
wait what??? you was working for a pyramid scheme 😭😭 cause ain’t no way
i mean kinda can choose my phone 😭😭
what you mean e-commerce when you rent out apartments 😭😭 there’s no business model just taking advantage of the broke 😭😭😭
in what category does that company fall under ?? 😭
like i get it i’m broke but don’t call me out on it 😭😭 making me sound like a beggar
was the phone necessary though??? 😭 should’ve been furniture instead
i switch from my accent to colored then to zimbabwean accent in one sentence 😭😭
I don’t have an accent. Fr.
that as the tag line would be insane 😭
yeah 😭😭 awuna phone might make you reconsider renting the phone 😭😂😂
talk your shit my boi 🤣
theres this company that rents out phones, been seeing the ads recently “phoneyam” 😭😭
🙏🏿 appreciate it
i wonder how is it like long term, knowing how many people are going to rent phones, i’m sure it’s going to be a success.
renting a phone sounds wild.
😭😭😭 you actually not loud enough
the key to a lasting relationship is not saving the number with any emojis after the name 🙏🏿 thank you for coming to my ted talk