mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
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28 🔞 MINORS DNF 🍄 b/p type osfed 🍄 forest creature 🍄 any pronouns ig
non e/d/sky follow at own risk
non e/d/sky follow at own risk
Pinned
I've been sick so I took something to help me sleep last night, and this morning I woke up in a different set of pjs which isn't a big deal except that it's got me wondering what else I was up to while I was dr*gged 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I've been sick so I took something to help me sleep last night, and this morning I woke up in a different set of pjs which isn't a big deal except that it's got me wondering what else I was up to while I was dr*gged 🤔
bedazzled another scrub top
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bedazzled another scrub top
if you're tired of dry turkey and unseasoned ⚪ people food, might I suggest getting yourself adopted into a Polynesian family for the day
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
if you're tired of dry turkey and unseasoned ⚪ people food, might I suggest getting yourself adopted into a Polynesian family for the day
reminder that today is a tr4sh h0liday for a tr4sh c0untry
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
reminder that today is a tr4sh h0liday for a tr4sh c0untry
not only is it disgusting, unglamorous, painful, and dangerous, it doesn't even work. you might get rid of ~50% of the c4ls but you also might lose teeth and damage your heart. it'll go up your nose and give you sinus problems. you'll pull muscles and your back/chest will hurt. and on and on.
if you don’t purge pls pls PLS do not start, it has actually taken over my life
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
not only is it disgusting, unglamorous, painful, and dangerous, it doesn't even work. you might get rid of ~50% of the c4ls but you also might lose teeth and damage your heart. it'll go up your nose and give you sinus problems. you'll pull muscles and your back/chest will hurt. and on and on.
spouse: "I saw a bird outside"
green flag: "that's nice, tell me about it"
red flag: "that's stupid and you're boring"
beige flag: [grabs binoculars and shoves spouse out of the way to run outside in case it's still there]
green flag: "that's nice, tell me about it"
red flag: "that's stupid and you're boring"
beige flag: [grabs binoculars and shoves spouse out of the way to run outside in case it's still there]
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
spouse: "I saw a bird outside"
green flag: "that's nice, tell me about it"
red flag: "that's stupid and you're boring"
beige flag: [grabs binoculars and shoves spouse out of the way to run outside in case it's still there]
green flag: "that's nice, tell me about it"
red flag: "that's stupid and you're boring"
beige flag: [grabs binoculars and shoves spouse out of the way to run outside in case it's still there]
my loves 🥹💕
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
my loves 🥹💕
I went ice skating and then made two gallons of soup
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I went ice skating and then made two gallons of soup
ended up making my own
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ended up making my own
b i t e
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
b i t e
pov the DM is sick of everyone's bs
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
pov the DM is sick of everyone's bs
it's just that all the little painful places are extra tender right now
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's just that all the little painful places are extra tender right now
yeah, that's probably fine
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
yeah, that's probably fine
apparently my grandpa kicked the bucket today
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
apparently my grandpa kicked the bucket today
C H O M P
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
C H O M P
I miss when christmas countdown calendars looked like this and cost $2
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I miss when christmas countdown calendars looked like this and cost $2
I got two compliments on my outfit at c0stc0 today
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November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I got two compliments on my outfit at c0stc0 today
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just heard someone pronounce 1gbtq!a+ as "legitibécois premium" and unfortunately I will now be doing so as well
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
just heard someone pronounce 1gbtq!a+ as "legitibécois premium" and unfortunately I will now be doing so as well
so soft blocking apparently doesn't work over here??
anyway if you are using A! for weird n4z1 adjacent bs let me know so I can hard block you 👋
anyway if you are using A! for weird n4z1 adjacent bs let me know so I can hard block you 👋
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
so soft blocking apparently doesn't work over here??
anyway if you are using A! for weird n4z1 adjacent bs let me know so I can hard block you 👋
anyway if you are using A! for weird n4z1 adjacent bs let me know so I can hard block you 👋
thinking about the time I got to listening to this song about surviving ch1ld 4bus3 and I was like "lol someone needs to check on the guy who wrote this, clearly he's been through it" and then sp0t1fy wrapped was like, "that was your #1 song & you listened to it 400 times this year"
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
thinking about the time I got to listening to this song about surviving ch1ld 4bus3 and I was like "lol someone needs to check on the guy who wrote this, clearly he's been through it" and then sp0t1fy wrapped was like, "that was your #1 song & you listened to it 400 times this year"
Reposted by mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
I made this the second I saw your post
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I made this the second I saw your post
carrying this as a t4lisman until m4ting season is over because the bucks are NOT playing around out there
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
carrying this as a t4lisman until m4ting season is over because the bucks are NOT playing around out there
found a second vintage beer can as I was scurrying away from this scary buck that almost trampled me while I was hunting for mushrooms - who is throwing these 50 year old cans into the woods??
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
found a second vintage beer can as I was scurrying away from this scary buck that almost trampled me while I was hunting for mushrooms - who is throwing these 50 year old cans into the woods??