Mark Schnitzius
@mustermark.bsky.social
"I feel like I'm just waiting for stupid to pick a uniform." --Marc Maron
Ha ha, thanks Gemini, that's great. [counts babies] Wait a second...
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ha ha, thanks Gemini, that's great. [counts babies] Wait a second...
As a transplanted American living in the UK, I sometimes have to remind myself that "subzero" is a lot more hardcore in Fahrenheit.
Thousands March Against Trump In Freezing Weather
Minnesotans Are Marching In Sub-Zero Temps To Defy Trump While He Faces Horrific Poll Numbers and The Regime Cries About Losing In Court To A Tow Truck Driver. Remind Me, Who Are The Snowflakes?
It's them. It's always been them
www.dworkinsubstack.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
As a transplanted American living in the UK, I sometimes have to remind myself that "subzero" is a lot more hardcore in Fahrenheit.
I hear the people of North Sentinelese Island want to present Trump with a peace prize.
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hear the people of North Sentinelese Island want to present Trump with a peace prize.
I think XTC isn't played more on the radio because their songs embarrass a lot of other band's songs.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think XTC isn't played more on the radio because their songs embarrass a lot of other band's songs.
The FIFA Peace Prize has neglected Donald J Trump for too long. This week they righted a great wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize has neglected Donald J Trump for too long. This week they righted a great wrong.
As purely an album listener, who didn't fixate, my Wrapped summary was pretty much useless this year. My top two songs I swear I didn't listen to (at least not on purpose), and my top album (Check Your Head) was one I listened to twice. The top artists list seems roughly correct at least.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
As purely an album listener, who didn't fixate, my Wrapped summary was pretty much useless this year. My top two songs I swear I didn't listen to (at least not on purpose), and my top album (Check Your Head) was one I listened to twice. The top artists list seems roughly correct at least.
I haven't thrown up in years. I'd like to keep that going, so I'm not watching the World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I haven't thrown up in years. I'd like to keep that going, so I'm not watching the World Cup draw.
I watch less TV now than I ever did, but I guess like every other show that was ALWAYS ON, I've probably seen most episodes of Friends.
I see clips now, though, and can't stand them. I think the characters are all supposed to be good but flawed, but now they just seem like terrible people.
I see clips now, though, and can't stand them. I think the characters are all supposed to be good but flawed, but now they just seem like terrible people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I watch less TV now than I ever did, but I guess like every other show that was ALWAYS ON, I've probably seen most episodes of Friends.
I see clips now, though, and can't stand them. I think the characters are all supposed to be good but flawed, but now they just seem like terrible people.
I see clips now, though, and can't stand them. I think the characters are all supposed to be good but flawed, but now they just seem like terrible people.
Inject this shit right into my veins!
I got it... I actually got it... Interstellar comet 3i, imaged from the middle of light-polluted Kendal, at 6am this morning, using my Seestar S50... This comet was already billions of years old before our Sun was even *born*... Very chuffed with this!
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Inject this shit right into my veins!
Not to brag or anything, but both ChatGPT and Gemini tell me I ask great questions, a lot.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not to brag or anything, but both ChatGPT and Gemini tell me I ask great questions, a lot.
The best movie of the 2000s, IMO, is The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I doubt it will ever be recognised as such but I love every goddamn story in it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The best movie of the 2000s, IMO, is The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I doubt it will ever be recognised as such but I love every goddamn story in it.
This has to be the worst code feature of any language I've encountered in YEARS. I want to bill them for a day's work.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This has to be the worst code feature of any language I've encountered in YEARS. I want to bill them for a day's work.
The BBC needs to post a "correction" on their front page, which should contain an accurate and fact-checked timeline of every action Trump took (and didn't take) on that day. Then call on HIM to apologise.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The BBC needs to post a "correction" on their front page, which should contain an accurate and fact-checked timeline of every action Trump took (and didn't take) on that day. Then call on HIM to apologise.
Dems who caved:
Catherine Cortez Masto (Nevada)
Richard Durbin (Illinois)
John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
Margaret Wood Hassan (New Hampshire)
Tim Kaine (Virginia)
Angus King (Maine) - Independent
Jacky Rosen (Nevada)
Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire)
Catherine Cortez Masto (Nevada)
Richard Durbin (Illinois)
John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
Margaret Wood Hassan (New Hampshire)
Tim Kaine (Virginia)
Angus King (Maine) - Independent
Jacky Rosen (Nevada)
Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire)
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Dems who caved:
Catherine Cortez Masto (Nevada)
Richard Durbin (Illinois)
John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
Margaret Wood Hassan (New Hampshire)
Tim Kaine (Virginia)
Angus King (Maine) - Independent
Jacky Rosen (Nevada)
Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire)
Catherine Cortez Masto (Nevada)
Richard Durbin (Illinois)
John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
Margaret Wood Hassan (New Hampshire)
Tim Kaine (Virginia)
Angus King (Maine) - Independent
Jacky Rosen (Nevada)
Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire)
I swear to fucking God, if the BBC apologises to that fucker, they might as well just hang it up.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I swear to fucking God, if the BBC apologises to that fucker, they might as well just hang it up.
Jesus is my air traffic controller.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Jesus is my air traffic controller.
If you want to vaccinate your child but are afraid of autism, get your child enrolled in a scientific study, as vaccines never cause autism when actually being studied.
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you want to vaccinate your child but are afraid of autism, get your child enrolled in a scientific study, as vaccines never cause autism when actually being studied.
World's most capricious and petulant man gives ambiguous statement. Why is this even reported? It's not like the press would deign to hold him to account at some later point. share.google/XUlLEvbFK8jI...
Trump says he doubts US will go to war with Venezuela
In the same interview, the US president suggests Nicolás Maduro's days as the South American country's leader are numbered.
share.google
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
World's most capricious and petulant man gives ambiguous statement. Why is this even reported? It's not like the press would deign to hold him to account at some later point. share.google/XUlLEvbFK8jI...
Trying to learn more about the train attacker guy, so I can know whether to use it to bolster my political beliefs, or dismiss it as a one-off incident.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Trying to learn more about the train attacker guy, so I can know whether to use it to bolster my political beliefs, or dismiss it as a one-off incident.
What an American redemption story. From the low point of slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars to hitting a home run that wins the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What an American redemption story. From the low point of slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars to hitting a home run that wins the World Series.
Do people watching sports realise that the readers of their reaction posts aren't necessarily watching the same game? Or sports at all? Sick of this shit.
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Do people watching sports realise that the readers of their reaction posts aren't necessarily watching the same game? Or sports at all? Sick of this shit.
"Is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?" asks a BBC headline.
Let's hope not!
Let's hope not!
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"Is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?" asks a BBC headline.
Let's hope not!
Let's hope not!
Can there be a follow-up episode about what extroverts can do to be less extroverted in the workplace? www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The Bottom Line - Introverts: Can Quiet Voices Conquer The Corporate World? - BBC Sounds
What can introverts do to stand out in the workplace?
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Can there be a follow-up episode about what extroverts can do to be less extroverted in the workplace? www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Hat tip to those who have been running *towards* ICE.
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hat tip to those who have been running *towards* ICE.