Jase
@mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social
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Artist. MTG Chaos. Community is more powerful than individuality. Just search mutantnarhalplays and that's most likely me.
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I just found out that if you Google a Pokemon a lil poke ball pops up and you can play who's that Pokemon and catch Pokemon on Google.

#pokemon
benefits of being poly.

two big booty gothicccc girls bent over your couch playing with a cat.
My wife quote of the day:
"I'M SORRY I LOOKED AT YOU WHILE YOU WERE LICKING YOUR ASSHOLE"

To our cat.
I'm too tired to be this broke.
My wife's shirt was kinda see through. I told her I couldn't see her nipples directly but I could see those lil bumps around them. I couldn't remember what they were called so I called them...

Milk Duds.
I'm so lucky to have married a thicccc goth garden witch.
Not everything is life or death.

Though my anxiety has something different to say about it.
There is a joy in simplicity when you understand the realities of the world.
This 70 year old man just started working at my job.

He said to me "if I was 20 years younger I'd be working circles around you".

I replied "if I was 20 years older I'd still work circles around you".

He doesn't like me.
My partner just said to me,

"Albert Wesker big naturals"

*Sigh*
Tell me your 30s without telling me in you're 30s.

Also we don't live in the south anymore ignore the Publix one
The older people I work with keep wanting to share their opinions with me...

I wish they wouldn't. I get it, you don't like younger people, you think rap is vulgar...

There should be a lot more of you minding ya own damn business.
I'm noticing a lot of new magic players on reddit asking very basic questions and the comments are ruthless ... I feel so bad for them geeze.
I just smacked a yellow jacket with my phone... Like get away from my car I want to take my lunch in peace.
I have IBS and want to kick a child.

The pain is endless.

Waiting for the right bubble to move in either direction.
My partner got me some early birthday packs and there's not many pulls that will make me stop and look.

#mtg #mtgpulls
My hands are sweaty, but I had a spaghetti yesterday...

Also my mom has been dead for years.
I walked outside this morning with raging coffee piss and the porta-potties had pad locks on them and I was immediately angry.

For context the water in our building is off.
It's almost hot dog season.

*Vegeta Scream*: Glizzies