Chris from Canada 🇨🇦
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Chris from Canada 🇨🇦
@mutterfly.bsky.social
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'And the meek shall inherit the earth', because by that point in time it will be resource stripped & the rich won't want it anymore.
A dead cat would flop around in a box, alive one would try and balance itself & hiss. Take that #Schrodinger.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
#PamBondi, or, 'The Floral & Sharty Show'
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It would be nice if they rounded up all these disgusting 'elitist predators' at the same time. It just seems like so much breadcrumbing to placate the masses.
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
'Brains' are now standard on an Organ donor consent form' because, you know, MAGA.

This and the probable eventuality of a zombie apocalypse.

I guess if you combined the two that would produce some kind of 'super zombie'.
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December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Donald Trump isn't just the world's biggest ho, he's a 'quid pro quo ho', with a little, tiny, 'h'.
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
#TrumpMovies
There are going to be some very very unflattering movies produced about Donald Trump over the next 10 years.
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December 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
'The Donald Trump Pre-Memorial Corrections Facility' is actually just a clinic where they have no other option but to lobotomize people.
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dear people advertising clothing items in Facebook Marketplace, please put sizes right in the title & stop wasting everybody's time.
Thank you. 😉
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December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The local convalescent caregivers park on the street rather than in the parking lot so they can smoke on breaks. The adjacent Rotary building folks have few places to park as it is.

Why hire so many smokers as caregivers when they can't even take care of themselves properly, much less our aged?
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December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
'And the meek shall inherit the earth', because by that point in time it will be resource stripped & the rich won't want it anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What is with #Amazon suspending my account 10 days early, and why are they trying to take money out of my account 10 days before the due date.

And that's not even mentioning the fact that the funds are available in the account that they draw from.
Wierdos.

#CancelPrimeNow
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sometimes I feel 16, sometimes I feel a hundred, depends on the day.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Redundant dimwittery.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How come when you lift one foot off a scale, your weight isn't cut in half? It's a deep state conspiracy is what it is.
#MAGA
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Of #MAGA
Only fools think that one man can solve The world's problems.
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm more 'big balls' than 'big dick' energy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I finally watched #JamesBond #NoTimeToDie, a sad and stupid ending.

His pulse watch gadget could have saved him, unless he was mortally wounded, which did not appear to be the case.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you actually just cleaned your home, you really wouldn't need all those odiferous plugins.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everything that's happened in the last year has been the Democrats fault.

It's a fact.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why don't they call the penis 'the middle finger'? It would give a whole new meaning to being given the middle finger, that's for sure.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Damn, Mel Gibson's in 'The Continental' #JohnWick tv show of 2023. 21 minutes of my life wasted before I realized. 🙄
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My 'Gernade Launcher of Democracy' should be arriving from Amazon today... OH! The driver is only 3 deliveries & 6 blocks away.
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October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The way that Hollywood has glorified villains and Nazis through film, it's no wonder that the world is the way it is.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
LIFE HACK:
All Skechers are 'Slip-Ons', after you wear them for 2 or 3 years.
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October 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM