*baker street*
@mv17zn17.bsky.social
Ask not for whom the Vengabus is coming, it comes for thee.
Lead Creative Expositor - Esoteric Noise Collective THVRIBLEPLINTH
Cartoonist of the Grotesk
https://www.teepublic.com/user/mvzn
Lead Creative Expositor - Esoteric Noise Collective THVRIBLEPLINTH
Cartoonist of the Grotesk
https://www.teepublic.com/user/mvzn
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My cat is intent on keeping his KPIs up (Kitties Purring Intensely).
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My cat is intent on keeping his KPIs up (Kitties Purring Intensely).
The fun thing about Sam Altman is he is the next Enron but with a hilariously punchable Millenial smugface.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The fun thing about Sam Altman is he is the next Enron but with a hilariously punchable Millenial smugface.
Imagine a utopia where DOGE fired all the marketing people instead.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Imagine a utopia where DOGE fired all the marketing people instead.
Look, the Trailer Park Boys use Mac OS, Alan Partridge uses Windows 11, and everybody on Always Sunny uses Linux.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Look, the Trailer Park Boys use Mac OS, Alan Partridge uses Windows 11, and everybody on Always Sunny uses Linux.
DON'T FORGET: Christmas is a'jingle-janglin' ever-nearer... are YOU going to spread THE REAL message of the Season?
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Huell Be Cummin' Round The Mountain by mvzn
Our Favorite Visitor, His Favorite Beverage
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
DON'T FORGET: Christmas is a'jingle-janglin' ever-nearer... are YOU going to spread THE REAL message of the Season?
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8134...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8134...
I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER
*sigh*, as a homogay, theres's a certain kind of ATTITUDE I'm attracted to, and so I'm constantly just angling toward guys with that attitude, and they're RARELY gay.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
*sigh*, as a homogay, theres's a certain kind of ATTITUDE I'm attracted to, and so I'm constantly just angling toward guys with that attitude, and they're RARELY gay.
A blast for you, and a blasphemy!
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A blast for you, and a blasphemy!
*strokes Siamese cat*
"I think it's about time somebody solved a problem like Maria."
*two men in black nod and silently leave the room*
"Now that issue is resolved, Mr. Bond, let's address the lovely librarian..."
"MARION! YOU FIEND!"
"I think it's about time somebody solved a problem like Maria."
*two men in black nod and silently leave the room*
"Now that issue is resolved, Mr. Bond, let's address the lovely librarian..."
"MARION! YOU FIEND!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*strokes Siamese cat*
"I think it's about time somebody solved a problem like Maria."
*two men in black nod and silently leave the room*
"Now that issue is resolved, Mr. Bond, let's address the lovely librarian..."
"MARION! YOU FIEND!"
"I think it's about time somebody solved a problem like Maria."
*two men in black nod and silently leave the room*
"Now that issue is resolved, Mr. Bond, let's address the lovely librarian..."
"MARION! YOU FIEND!"
Tooting my own horn about a character I'm writing: He is a "freelance warlock," meaning he only does evil if he's paid to do so. This has meant a lot of fun figuring out the quibbles around what would be worth fair recompense for evil actions, and he's constantly negotiating for more money.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tooting my own horn about a character I'm writing: He is a "freelance warlock," meaning he only does evil if he's paid to do so. This has meant a lot of fun figuring out the quibbles around what would be worth fair recompense for evil actions, and he's constantly negotiating for more money.
Little Dieter Needs To Pee
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Little Dieter Needs To Pee
@jessethorn.bsky.social dismissively saying “I’ve always wanted my dick sucked by a little karate guy” in reference to Joe Rogan is a late entrant to “Funniest thing I’ve heard on a podcast in 2025”. Possibly the ringer.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@jessethorn.bsky.social dismissively saying “I’ve always wanted my dick sucked by a little karate guy” in reference to Joe Rogan is a late entrant to “Funniest thing I’ve heard on a podcast in 2025”. Possibly the ringer.
We art fags are the antivenom to your tech bro problem. You just have to trust us.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We art fags are the antivenom to your tech bro problem. You just have to trust us.
My own personal belief is "Sola Fide Low Church Lollardite Documentary Dispensationalist Baptist Christian", which is splitting the hair so fine it's silly.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My own personal belief is "Sola Fide Low Church Lollardite Documentary Dispensationalist Baptist Christian", which is splitting the hair so fine it's silly.
ME: I doubt Betsy Ross owned slaves, and don't make me Google to verify that. It would break my heart.
FRIEND: Oh, now you have to do it.
*googles*
ME: "LIFELONG ABOLITIONIST QUAKER." SHE *EMPLOYED* A BLACK SEAMSTRESS NAMED PHILLIS. ALRIGHTY. FANTASTIC.
FRIEND: Oh, now you have to do it.
*googles*
ME: "LIFELONG ABOLITIONIST QUAKER." SHE *EMPLOYED* A BLACK SEAMSTRESS NAMED PHILLIS. ALRIGHTY. FANTASTIC.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
ME: I doubt Betsy Ross owned slaves, and don't make me Google to verify that. It would break my heart.
FRIEND: Oh, now you have to do it.
*googles*
ME: "LIFELONG ABOLITIONIST QUAKER." SHE *EMPLOYED* A BLACK SEAMSTRESS NAMED PHILLIS. ALRIGHTY. FANTASTIC.
FRIEND: Oh, now you have to do it.
*googles*
ME: "LIFELONG ABOLITIONIST QUAKER." SHE *EMPLOYED* A BLACK SEAMSTRESS NAMED PHILLIS. ALRIGHTY. FANTASTIC.
SUPERIOR MUTANT NARRATOR: The lesson of Batman is not "Only a sufficiently virtuous billionaire can solve the problem of petty crime," it's "You should make your own Superman if you have a better idea, smart guy."
We get lost between the theatrics and the practical application. That gap is the MVZN.
We get lost between the theatrics and the practical application. That gap is the MVZN.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
SUPERIOR MUTANT NARRATOR: The lesson of Batman is not "Only a sufficiently virtuous billionaire can solve the problem of petty crime," it's "You should make your own Superman if you have a better idea, smart guy."
We get lost between the theatrics and the practical application. That gap is the MVZN.
We get lost between the theatrics and the practical application. That gap is the MVZN.
You can't spell "Debate Club" without "bate".
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You can't spell "Debate Club" without "bate".
I do LIKE Stephen King, he is human in that he is a fairly earned opinion but admittedly occasionally poor analysis. I hope the Republic of Letters survives the Dark Age.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I do LIKE Stephen King, he is human in that he is a fairly earned opinion but admittedly occasionally poor analysis. I hope the Republic of Letters survives the Dark Age.
"Beware an old man is a hurry" is the aphorism we're currently living through.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Beware an old man is a hurry" is the aphorism we're currently living through.
When *exactly* did the French Horn become the key leitmotif of British Parliament in movies?
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When *exactly* did the French Horn become the key leitmotif of British Parliament in movies?
Verbal abuse and colonic irrigation.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Verbal abuse and colonic irrigation.
Ugh, it's that time of the cycle we're all frantically trying to get our ideological purity paperwork in order BEFORE actually winning the Revolution, so we can fall back to feeling smug about not being listened to when we don't.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ugh, it's that time of the cycle we're all frantically trying to get our ideological purity paperwork in order BEFORE actually winning the Revolution, so we can fall back to feeling smug about not being listened to when we don't.