Mika Walker Kane
@mwalkerkane.bsky.social
«Je mets un billet à une loterie dont le gros lot se réduit à ceci: être lu en 2035.»
And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.
The Trump administration said it wants airlines and airports to offer travelers healthier food options, exercise equipment and family-friendly features like playspaces and nursing facilities.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And lots of polio, hepatitis, COVID, and measles.
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The trauma that RFK Jr. has put that little brain worm through -- can't help but feel for the little guy.
Find a man who will look at you like this
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Find a man who will look at you like this
Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Elon's Extremely Hardcore resurrection
I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm still upset over the passing of Saint Dick. Thank you for understanding.
"I need to commune with Nature"
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I need to commune with Nature"
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
19th century: Goes to a remote pond for 2 years, writes book.
20th century: Goes camping for the weekend.
21st century: Watches cat video on phone.
There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There a word yet for a person who has clearly spent too much time interacting with AI and now always barks commands at people and generally responds inappropriately to actual humans? I'm proposing "AI-hole"
Still can't believe this actually happened...
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Still can't believe this actually happened...
Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump's "Smash Tylenol" campaign just the latest effort to eliminate the Four Pests of America: vaccines, Tylenol, windmills, and solar power.
A: What are you in for?
B: Mocking.
B: Mocking.
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A: What are you in for?
B: Mocking.
B: Mocking.
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the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions
9.12.25
open.substack.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the Trump administration told The New York Times that IUDs, hormonal implants, and the Pill are actually abortions open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
Are you pro-Charlie Kirk or hyper-pro-Charlie Kirk? Like for first option, retweet for second.
September 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Are you pro-Charlie Kirk or hyper-pro-Charlie Kirk? Like for first option, retweet for second.
[Liberal watches Hitler give furious, rambling speech in a beer hall]: "I may disagree with him, but he's doing politics the right way."
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
[Liberal watches Hitler give furious, rambling speech in a beer hall]: "I may disagree with him, but he's doing politics the right way."
I, for one, will never forget when trans and anti-fascist ideology did 9/11.
September 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I, for one, will never forget when trans and anti-fascist ideology did 9/11.
Our long national Cracker Barrel logo nightmare is over.
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Our long national Cracker Barrel logo nightmare is over.
The most profound, heart-wrenching moral decision we seem to make today -- the Sophie's Choice of late capitalism -- is which social media platform to post cat gifs from.
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The most profound, heart-wrenching moral decision we seem to make today -- the Sophie's Choice of late capitalism -- is which social media platform to post cat gifs from.
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On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout.
On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.
This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.
Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.
This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.
Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout.
On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.
This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.
Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.
This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media.
Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
Eating a bucket of radioactive shrimp right now to own the libs.
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Eating a bucket of radioactive shrimp right now to own the libs.
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i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.
An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.
My fridge needs more AI.
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My fridge needs more AI.
The 19th century gave us new archetypes: the Cowboy, the Robber Baron, the Mad Scientist.
The 20th: the Flapper, the Private Eye, the Rock Star.
The 21st? Probably the Incel, the Kidult, the Tech Bro.
Depressing.
The 20th: the Flapper, the Private Eye, the Rock Star.
The 21st? Probably the Incel, the Kidult, the Tech Bro.
Depressing.
August 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The 19th century gave us new archetypes: the Cowboy, the Robber Baron, the Mad Scientist.
The 20th: the Flapper, the Private Eye, the Rock Star.
The 21st? Probably the Incel, the Kidult, the Tech Bro.
Depressing.
The 20th: the Flapper, the Private Eye, the Rock Star.
The 21st? Probably the Incel, the Kidult, the Tech Bro.
Depressing.
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Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
Release from HHS: HHS will wind down its development of the mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA).
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
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Trump’s tariffs could be one of the biggest contributors to economic inequality in American history.
The money raised by them will allow Trump to achieve his aim of slashing taxes for the wealthy. Meanwhile the cost of the tariffs will be paid by working people through increased prices.
The money raised by them will allow Trump to achieve his aim of slashing taxes for the wealthy. Meanwhile the cost of the tariffs will be paid by working people through increased prices.
Trump’s Tariffs Are Making Money. That May Make Them Hard to Quit.
www.nytimes.com
August 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trump’s tariffs could be one of the biggest contributors to economic inequality in American history.
The money raised by them will allow Trump to achieve his aim of slashing taxes for the wealthy. Meanwhile the cost of the tariffs will be paid by working people through increased prices.
The money raised by them will allow Trump to achieve his aim of slashing taxes for the wealthy. Meanwhile the cost of the tariffs will be paid by working people through increased prices.
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the USA built a system of higher education so good that smart/rich people from across the world came here, spending billions to learn here, subsidizing education for Americans while spending money to live in our cities and towns. our government arbitrarily decided we should stop doing that
The US could see a 30-40% decline in new international student enrollment, resulting in nearly $7 billion in lost revenue and more than 60,000 fewer American jobs. https://www.nafsa.org/fall-2025-international-student-enrollment-outlook-and-economic-impact
August 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the USA built a system of higher education so good that smart/rich people from across the world came here, spending billions to learn here, subsidizing education for Americans while spending money to live in our cities and towns. our government arbitrarily decided we should stop doing that