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Michael Waynick

@mwaynick.bsky.social

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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1h

Sadism is this administration's Prime Directive.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1h

Sadism is this administration's Prime Directive.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1h

You know those horror plots where an amoral, ill-tempered child has supernatural powers and is calling the shots, while all the adults are terrified and helpless? That's pretty much the state of the union.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 12h

So now I'm picturing a big pocket made of foreskin. Great. Thanks SO much for that.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 12h

You know those horror plots where an amoral, ill-tempered child has supernatural powers and is calling the shots, while all of the adults are terrified and helpless? That's pretty much the State of the Union.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 13h

Hell, her replacement doesn't even look like her.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks so much! It was very kind of you to take the time. Be well.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Every time someone mentions Lee Greenwood I think they're talking about Lee Hazlewood, who died in 2007. Now THAT would be a hell of a halftime show.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

I've loved 1 2 3 (and R) since they were released. Could you please recommend some of the records he's mastered? Thanks!

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Let's start a GoFundMe to buy Mike Johnson a pair of artificial testicles. He'll still be trembling coward, but at least his panties will fit properly.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Never shake hand? What is the sound of one hand shaking?

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

As the Bard said, "That one giant frog may smile, and smile, and be a villain."

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

I miss the days when I didn't have to know something about everything just to fact check the people in power who apparently know nothing about anything.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

I miss the days when I didn't have to know something about everything just to fact check the people in power who apparently know nothing about anything.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

I respectfully suggest you ask her to define "Americans".

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps she's changing the name of the Office of the First Lady to the Department of Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 1d

Trump should get some kind of music prize, because he plays the media like a fiddle.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

Tomorrow's wacky B-Carr post: "I left my scrotum in El Segundo, I got to get it, I got, got to get it."

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

The face of American fascism:

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

Kristi Noem: The face of American fascism. (Zoom in at your own risk.)

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

Best thing about being MAGA: you still get to pretend you're a Christian but no longer have to pretend you're a good person.

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Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't it past your bunker time?

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 3d

And now they'll never get to finish watching Shoah. Tragic.

Michael Waynick @mwaynick.bsky.social · 3d

Will Rogers: “I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat.”

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