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Michael Wyres
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What the actual fuck?
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We hit 'em. And we want to hit 'em right, sir, and we want to hit them from the top! East, west, north, south. Sir, they won't know what the hell! And we'll knock them out. We did it politically correct. Five years."
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
VS Code Configs Expose GitHub Codespaces To Attacks - https://mwyr.es/JUSIcsdn #securityweek #infosec
VS Code Configs Expose GitHub Codespaces to Attacks
VS Code-integrated configuration files are automatically executed in Codespaces when the user opens a repository or pull request.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Infy Hackers Resume Operations With New C2 Servers After Iran Internet Blackout Ends - https://mwyr.es/YaC4dcJH #thn #infosec
Infy Hackers Resume Operations with New C2 Servers After Iran Internet Blackout Ends
Infy hackers revived operations post-Iran blackout, deploying Tornado malware, Telegram C2, and WinRAR exploits.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Cisco, F5 Patch High-Severity Vulnerabilities - https://mwyr.es/nrGRhs2f #securityweek #infosec
Cisco, F5 Patch High-Severity Vulnerabilities
The security defects can lead to DoS conditions, arbitrary command execution, and privilege escalation.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Malicious NGINX Configurations Enable Large-Scale Web Traffic Hijacking Campaign - https://mwyr.es/CjqmxoFq #thn #infosec
Malicious NGINX Configurations Enable Large-Scale Web Traffic Hijacking Campaign
Active React2Shell exploitation uses malicious NGINX configurations to hijack web traffic, targeting Baota panels, Asian TLDs, and government domains.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Microsoft Releases Urgent Office Patch. Russian-state Hackers Pounce. - https://mwyr.es/Rwd37lug #arstechnica #infosec
Microsoft releases urgent Office patch. Russian-state hackers pounce.
The window to patch vulnerabilities is shrinking rapidly.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Vulnerabilities Allowed Full Compromise Of Google Looker Instances - https://mwyr.es/B1CWSM2 #securityweek #infosec
Vulnerabilities Allowed Full Compromise of Google Looker Instances
The flaws dubbed LookOut can be exploited for remote code execution and data exfiltration.
mwyr.es
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh, a "strongly supported social media post" - well, that's decided then... 🙄
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Melinda French Gates should change her name to Melinda French Windows... 😊
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Dear companies - please don't use AI chat bots for support, particularly if that AI chat bot is a complete potato head...
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hmmmm, you kinda know they are on your mind when you put a meat pie in the microwave and when you go to punch in the cooking time, you start punching in their high school phone number... 🤔
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 AM
It should be legal to murder people on trains who push well into your personal space, particular when there are many other seats…
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 AM
In today’s episode of “We’re #vline, How Can We Fuck With Our Customers Today”:

Last minute platform change without an announcement…

🙄
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Change a letter, ruin a cocktail.
Cobra's Wang
Change a letter, ruin a cocktail.
Expresso Fartini.
Change a letter, ruin a cocktail:
Bin & tonic
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Docker Fixes Critical Ask Gordon AI Flaw Allowing Code Execution Via Image Metadata - https://mwyr.es/Y4TPXBCh #thn #infosec
Docker Fixes Critical Ask Gordon AI Flaw Allowing Code Execution via Image Metadata
Docker patched a critical Ask Gordon AI flaw enabling code execution and data theft via malicious image metadata in version 4.50.0.
mwyr.es
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Critical React Native Vulnerability Exploited In The Wild - https://mwyr.es/QBpW3e #securityweek #infosec
Critical React Native Vulnerability Exploited in the Wild
Albeit mainly considered a theoretical risk, the flaw has been exploited to disable protections and deliver malware.
mwyr.es
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
APT28 Uses Microsoft Office CVE-2026-21509 In Espionage-Focused Malware Attacks - https://mwyr.es/rm5e6zLI #thn #infosec
APT28 Uses Microsoft Office CVE-2026-21509 in Espionage-Focused Malware Attacks
APT28 exploited a Microsoft Office flaw to deliver MiniDoor and Covenant Grunt malware in targeted attacks across Ukraine and Eastern Europe.
mwyr.es
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It's called the law, asshole...
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Jack Doohan Confirmed As Haas F1 Reserve Driver For 2026 Season - https://mwyr.es/iH0IG1Vj #F1 #australia
Jack Doohan finds Formula 1 lifeline with Haas team
Jack Doohan has been confirmed as a Haas F1 reserve driver for the F1 2026 season, completing the team's line-up.
mwyr.es
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Pauline is a racist idiot? It's almost as if we didn't know that already... 😏
February 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Popular Text Editor Notepad++ Was Hacked To Drop Malware - https://mwyr.es/HBsnXNaR #itnews #infosec
Popular text editor Notepad++ was hacked to drop malware
Chinese state-sponsored group redirected some users' traffic.
mwyr.es
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
What could *possibly* go wrong here?
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Cory Bernardi? Hahahaha...such an expert...

(where an "ex" is a has been, and a "spurt" is a drip under pressure)
February 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
No matter the laws/regulations/rules you put into place, there can still be that one psycho who ignores them all. Laws only govern those who are prepared to follow them.

Not trying to be flippant, but criminals just don't care about your laws...

#4corners
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM