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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Dec 4

𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮’𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓖𝓘𝓛𝓕

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 26

…if he’s asking to stick his snout in there, no way

She can’t go out in public like that!

…though if they’re clothes shopping, she COULD slip him in one of the dressing rooms to dine on

"𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙇?!" @haidatherockstar.bsky.social · Jul 25

It'd feel rude for him not too!

Just a matter of how they go about doing that. . .~

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

Maybe he could lend a hand in covering up… or two~

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

It’s been some time…shall they head back home for it?~

BOB 🔞 @hornypurplecat.bsky.social · Jul 24

He misses being able to fuck her in the most skimpiest outfits she wears… 💔

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

…She misses being able to wear pencil skirts

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

Maybe he could lend a hand in covering up… or two~

"𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙇?!" @haidatherockstar.bsky.social · Jul 24

. . . . . . He sure as hell ain't gonna stop her if it's around him-

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

…She misses being able to wear pencil skirts

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jul 24

…She misses being able to wear pencil skirts

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Pereira Car-BOO Studio 🎃 🔞 (Comms closed) @pereiracartoons.bsky.social · Jun 19

Come on... Suck it...

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 11

Hey! She IS sharing!

>:(

Damien @damienhopper.bsky.social · Jun 11

Not even gonna share? What a wine hog~

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 11

She’s probably gonna down the bottle faster than you

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 11

She’s probably gonna down the bottle faster than you

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𝙈𝙚𝙤𝙬𝙩𝙝 @meowththatsright23.bsky.social · Apr 18

ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕!
#𝟘𝟘𝟝𝟚.
“𝕀𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕓𝕛𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤. 𝕀𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡.”

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 6

“…Lower”

Despite her voice being muffled with the couch, her request couldn’t be any clearer

Though…she did oddly request it when Wolf was already on the lower side of her back. Any further and those mitts would be making contact with her fat old cheeks

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 6

Hag be tired

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 3

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THE OBJECTIVE

💰𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚋𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛🍃 @beiiecollector.bsky.social · Jun 3

Nake-hUH?

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 3

“C’mon, I ain’t no granny”

Denial…

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Jun 3

I RETURN WITH NAKED GRANDMA

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 15

Oh. She thought it was something with allergies messing up that big sniffer of his

💰𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚋𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛🍃 @beiiecollector.bsky.social · Mar 15

She will if she doesn't already, with how often they've been hanging out together.

His loads are gonna get a whole lot larger and messier. . . 💦

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 15

…Does she already know why he doesn’t spring?

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 15

…Does she already know why he doesn’t spring?

💰𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚋𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛🍃 @beiiecollector.bsky.social · Mar 15

He is NOT looking forward to spring. . .

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 11

Eventually she parted lip and tongue from Fang, slightly annoyed despite the flush on her cheeks

“I don’t have all day, y’know…I wanna get this over with so i can go grocery shopping”

Seems she’s grown tired of the sensual grinding and kissing…but really the mother just wants him. Right now.

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 11

“You’re an absolute pervert~ But nah, no need in sneak. I’m divorced and I don’t care what the neighbors think”

She’d take his hand and guide him all the way over to her home…it’s crazy how loud the sweet, innocently beautiful granny’s curves jiggle and clapped while walking there…

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 11

“A kiss? Sweetheart, why would you want to smooch this old fossil? Fine, but make it quick”

Not even twenty minutes later, the reader and her are tongue deep in each other’s mouths…chest to chest…hip to hip as their simple kiss escalates to passionate love making

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 8

“Fine. I’ll spare your ears with a proposal instead”

Her scolding stare was soon replaced by a sinister, seductive grin. A soft hand

“Follow me back to my house and I’ll make sure you’ll never forget this lesson~”

𝐾𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑒 @pumplike-a-hare.bsky.social · Mar 7

He did genuinely ponder that as she got closer, putting a hand on his chin.

"Oh, right I'm Klint.~
I'd say nice ta meet ya, but I'll let ya chew me out first. I'm used it, the filter just tuns off."

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 7

🌸

“Ah. Still getting ready, huh? I’ll be in the living room whenever you’re ready~”

The prying mother strikes again…but atleast she left as quickly as she came in. It’s quite shocking to see he’s still in good terms with Retsuko’s mother even after their falling out

"𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙇?!" @haidatherockstar.bsky.social · Feb 19

Looks like SOMEONE forgot to lock the door again!

Just as the rockstar yeen was getting dressed too. . . the door swinging open, [READER] immediately met by the sight of Haida struggling to fit his pants over that 'bone'.

"EHH?!! A-AIN'T ANYONE TEACH YA TO KNOCK?!" 💦

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 7

The aged panda sauntered closer to Klint, the stare of a disgruntled mother bore into him like a knife

“I guess I should teach you myself…now give me your name, young man”

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 7

💧

The old woman’s tail frizzed up as the hair let his unhinged comment fly into her ears, making her turn hun his general direction with a disturbed expression on his face

“Hmph! Such a vulgar tongue on you…did your mother not teach you how to talk to your elders?”

𝐾𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑒 @pumplike-a-hare.bsky.social · Mar 7

Oh, he was paying attention.

"Fuck... Shake that again, that's a nice lookin' ass for someone yer age."

ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 7

She thought the reader wasn’t paying attention…

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𝐾𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑝𝑒 @pumplike-a-hare.bsky.social · Feb 26

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( 𝗘𝘅𝗵𝗮𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗲 )
𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑛𝑠𝑓𝑤, 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟
𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟

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ᴍɪᴅ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱ ʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ @mxlfyredpanda.bsky.social · Mar 7

She thought the reader wasn’t paying attention…

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