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Colin
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Looks so nasty in their khakis 🌈 PNW sliving. 💅🏻 Midwest native. 🌽 So chic ✨
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Photos came back from my bestie's wedding and all I can say is: hit the slay button, f@ggot! 🪭
It's #HumpDay which also means it's Thong Thursday Eve.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Here's hoping tonight's nude sauna sesh will fix me. 😌🙂‍↕️
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Photos came back from my bestie's wedding and all I can say is: hit the slay button, f@ggot! 🪭
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"I play video games for the story lines."

the story line:
October 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
🎶 yeah I'm freEeEeEeEe, freeballin' 🎶
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it's literally like performing surgery trying to close those ads on grindr
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ahh, yes, it's that time of year again where I hate everything in my closet. 🍂
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
help! I've lost my will to get out of bed on this #mcm 😩
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Quarterly review with my boss this morning put me in such a foul mood.
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Best friend got married so I had to turn it out for her wedding 🖤
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
loooootta people on IG suddenly caring about the news and gun violence today... It's gonna be a block from me—I see exactly who you are.
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Go off, Costar
September 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We all understand that gym culture, particularly within the gay community, has helped to create a new standard of desirability, right? Which, intentionally or unintentionally, has led to a new standard to conform to in order to be 'desired.' A 'conventional' attractiveness, if you will.
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
soooo many cute boys at the neighborhood yard sales today 👀
September 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In my (gay) 90s heartthrob era. ❤️‍🔥
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
525,600 pin sticks. 525,000 pins so sharp. 525,600 pin sticks. How do you measure a year? 🪡🧵
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lately, I've been having difficulty seeing clearly while hand sewing and when I inevitably have to get glasses, Oscar van Rhijn's cunty little frames are most definitely the aesthetic.
August 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
September issue so big it barely fit in my mailbox 😍
August 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
All smiles on a perfect summer day.
August 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
LFG Seattle!! 💙💛
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
officially on vacationnnnn! 🌊
August 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Honestly the Blue Angels can go fuck themselves. I def should've left town today instead of tomorrow 😠
July 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🎶So I put my cock ring on
(I put my cock ring on)
Tune in to my favorite porn
(Tune in to my favorite porn)🎶
July 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The first time I ever realized one's ability to serve cunt.
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM