Doug Ankerman
@myoddsock.bsky.social
Funny guy with multiple sclerosis.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
A mini-lint roller! PERFECT for my belly button!
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A mini-lint roller! PERFECT for my belly button!
In the pirate aisle at the grocery…
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In the pirate aisle at the grocery…
I wouldn’t feed my cooking to the family pet…
December 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wouldn’t feed my cooking to the family pet…
Reposted by Doug Ankerman
I went to see an exhibit on the released Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I went to see an exhibit on the released Epstein files.
“Every time a bell rings, Angels release an Epstein file.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Every time a bell rings, Angels release an Epstein file.”
Zinger!…
Just In: Todd Blanche says the DOJ will release the Epstein files as soon as they learn how to use the Find and Replace with Bill Clinton key.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Zinger!…
‘Slop’ (defined as “digital content of low quality”), is Merriam-Webster’s 2025 Word of the Year.
Finally, someone recognizes my work!
Finally, someone recognizes my work!
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
‘Slop’ (defined as “digital content of low quality”), is Merriam-Webster’s 2025 Word of the Year.
Finally, someone recognizes my work!
Finally, someone recognizes my work!
Study links eating cheese with lower dementia risk.
(Wearing cheese not so much)
(Wearing cheese not so much)
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Study links eating cheese with lower dementia risk.
(Wearing cheese not so much)
(Wearing cheese not so much)
ON THIS DAY
1903- Orville Wright pilots 1st flight at Kitty Hawk, NC.
Wilbur creates 1st air-sic bag.
1903- Orville Wright pilots 1st flight at Kitty Hawk, NC.
Wilbur creates 1st air-sic bag.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ON THIS DAY
1903- Orville Wright pilots 1st flight at Kitty Hawk, NC.
Wilbur creates 1st air-sic bag.
1903- Orville Wright pilots 1st flight at Kitty Hawk, NC.
Wilbur creates 1st air-sic bag.
I sleep on a pillow-top mattress with a mattress-top pillow.
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I sleep on a pillow-top mattress with a mattress-top pillow.
At this point, who’s counting?…
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At this point, who’s counting?…
Me: “I swear officer it’s my deodorant!”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me: “I swear officer it’s my deodorant!”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Hilarious!…
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hilarious!…
Seventy-two dead vultures found outside a school in Ohio.
Now who circled whom?
Now who circled whom?
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seventy-two dead vultures found outside a school in Ohio.
Now who circled whom?
Now who circled whom?
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas ad from YouTube after public backlash.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas ad from YouTube after public backlash.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
Like he needs the carbs…..
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Like he needs the carbs…..
Burt Meyers, toy creator of “Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots,” passed away at 99 after his block was knocked off.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Burt Meyers, toy creator of “Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots,” passed away at 99 after his block was knocked off.
My job history is like a Spirit Halloween store. Moves from place to place & only works a coupla months.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My job history is like a Spirit Halloween store. Moves from place to place & only works a coupla months.
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
Today is NATIONAL TESTOSTERONE AWARENESS DAY!!!!
(sorry—have anger issues)
(sorry—have anger issues)
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today is NATIONAL TESTOSTERONE AWARENESS DAY!!!!
(sorry—have anger issues)
(sorry—have anger issues)
Dress Code for Football Pre-game Analysts:
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dress Code for Football Pre-game Analysts:
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers