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Quantum Entangled Hair

@myrampantllama.bsky.social

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🔞I like and share NSFW stuff 34 | Cis He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈Gay | 👀Single | 5'7" | UK (SE) Longhaired ginger who loves the big bears, bulls, and pups. See also: affection, size difference, macro, feet, vore. Also I work in IT, and enjoy Nintendo and Sci-Fi stuff. ✊🏿🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦

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Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2h

Good afternoon. Please come lift me out of my office chair and sit me on your lap and we talk about our days while I feel your gains. Thank you.

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2h

Excellent, but yes I'm gonna need you to grow much bigger please 😼

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 10h

Good morning. Come loom over me and crush me under your immense bulk, I'll give you a lil kiss before I pass out. Thank you.

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🍁🌙.Crym.🐇🍂 @crym.bsky.social · 1d

Wish granted

#nsfw #oc #gay #bara

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Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 1d

Serious hugging power packed in there

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2d

You're welcome big pup, that belly deserves all the squishy worship

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2d

This is the DREAM

BEEFY GUYS @beefy-guys.bsky.social · 3d

He flinched when our eyes met & then struggled to do up his zipper. I reached over & offered to help, but started rubbing his belly & his bulge instead. He started blushing.

“Don’t be shy, baby. I like my big boys”

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Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2d

Crouch down and show me those puppy dog eyes first.
(Good boy also for tidying away those empty rolls)

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2d

This is exactly me, and it's made me too fearful of reaching out to people. But, surely they're enjoying their time with you if they're trying to get to know you.

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 2d

Has a restaurant or food manufacturer advertised their risotto as "rizzotto" yet?
If not, how long until they do?

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 3d

Don't be sad you lost a year, be happy you took the opportunity to get things done and now you're coming out the other side and getting better again, you'll be the big dumb (and adorable) dog you always are!

Quantum Entangled Hair @myrampantllama.bsky.social · 3d

Work let me take home an 18TB drive?? I wasn't even asking for it, I was just letting the boss know that it passed erasure and tests and we could probably put it on eBay.