The very notion that I am going to fight you, a pigeon, for the very bird seed that I put in the feeder, is simply preposterous.

You know your lunch is sub par when the dog ambles over to see what you're having and goes straight back to the sofa.

So perhaps the secret is to have Nazi arguments on Twitter and keep the funnies for here.

Just came over quickly for a breather.

I guess I should post stuff here too, but it's such a struggle skipping between the two.

Incidentally, porn bots are here too.

What the fuck is an 'invalid handle'???

Right, what's all this bollocks then?