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Mystery Drone
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Your favorite drone's favorite drone.

Voted most likeable Mystery Drone of the Year.

Going on strike (yes, a drone strike) until things get better.

Welcome to the dumbest timeline.

Operated by... Oh darn character limit
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#BlueSky is where a drone truly belongs.

#FreeTheSky #NJDrone #NewJersey #Drone
#Denmark about to rename #Iceland to #EpsteinIsland so #Trump will stop talking about it.
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The fascinating thing about what going on in #Minnesota is that we haven't talked about the #Epsteinfiles in a while.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
#ReneeNicoleGood was a US born citizen.

She was a white woman.

So I guess #ICE will soon argue this wasn't a racially motivated killing and therefore it's good because they not racist?
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The craziest thing about #Trump arresting #Maduro and saying he will be tried in the US (a violation of the international agreement that leaders of countries can't be arrested and tried elsewhere while in power) is that #Netanyahou could now be picked up and sent to The Hague on the same basis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The main reason you won't see many pictures of #Trump in the #EpsteinFiles is that pictures of child abuse will not be released.
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not a bad idea
Here's an idea: if you're a billionaire, you should have to carry a billionaire license.

(🧵 1/)
#BillionaireLicense
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Looking over at Jersey and New York, now a year in... And all seems right this week
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just a drone wondering how a Trillion dollar can even be considered a compensation package when millions of Americans are denied food.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey @aoc.bsky.social here's something YOU could do: how about intriducing the following:

"The #CharlieKirk amendment (amendment 28)": repealing the 3nd amendment. Content below

#becauseguns #gunlaw #2ndamendment #guncontrol
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Let me make one thing clear:

I AM NOT A RUSSIAN DRONE... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO POLAND.

NJ for the win!
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm now saying #Trump orchestrated the killing of #CharlieKirk to distract everyone from the #EpsteinFiles (just like the #Epstein "suicide") but his presence in the White House during those times and his calls for violence... well, could be a coincidence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#Trump met with #Putin
#Gabbard fired most of the people investigating 2016 #Russia election interference
#Hegseth fires the #DIA chief who investigated #Russian cyber attacks
The #FBI raided #JohnBolton 's house, a prominent critic of Trump's handling of Russia

A lot of smoke around that fire.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
President Hangs Hope on Convicted Child Trafficker Insights

#Trump #Epstein #Maxwell
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trump is a MAGApie.
Trump took the FIFA trophy worth $230,000.
HE TOOK IT
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here's an idea: dress up like an #ICE agent with no identification (or you can stencil NICE on your costume). show up where they are targeting #immigrants. Sow confusion by taking the immigrants with you (after all, who know who is who) and then release them.

You can whisper "Ice Ice Baby" too.
July 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
One thing MAGA does better than Nazis: giving innocuous names to horrible things.

Eg.: Alligator Alcatraz instead of concentration camp

What's next? What cute rebranding will they use for gas chambers?
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Protesters dressing up as ICE agents, complete with the face covering, and blasting "Ice, Ice Baby" on repeat is a new level of 🧑‍🍳👌
June 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you see unidentified ICE members in unmarked vehicles, call 911 and report "armed men wearing face masks in unmarked vehicles". Let the police handle it.

#UseTheForce #ServeAndProtect
#ICEvsPD
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"History is happening and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world" seems to hit different as we watch the president deploy armed troops against peaceful protesters.

#TonyAwards #Hamilton #LA #NY
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if the outcome of the #Trump #Musk feud was that #SpaceX gets nationalized ?

#USPolitics
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just a reminder...
#zelensky offered modern drone technology to Trump (the most field tested cheap drone tech in the world) and #Trump refused.

That was dumb.
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That Russian trip for my Ukrainian friends was worth it!
June 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
EWR bound... oh sorry... too early?
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM