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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 12d

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clark… to what do I owe the pleasure this time? surely you didn’t come all this way just to second-guess my business decisions.
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𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙏 @smallvilleshero.bsky.social · 12d

Lex?

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𝖫𝗈𝗅𝖺 . | 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗲. @cloneclaws.bsky.social · Jun 28

Temp Pinned — Small / Semi selective.

Femme clone of Wolverine made by Sinister

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𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙏 @smallvilleshero.bsky.social · 12d

𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

The power is yours.

𝓚𝓻𝔂𝓹𝓽𝓸𝓷ྉ @motherkrypton.bsky.social · 13d

♇ᡣ𐭩

Listen man, it is completely up to you LOL

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse.

I said I would do so as Captain Planet. Was it a joke? Was it?

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse.

I said I would do so as Captain Planet. Was it a joke? Was it?

𝓚𝓻𝔂𝓹𝓽𝓸𝓷ྉ @motherkrypton.bsky.social · 13d

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What makes this so genuinely funny to me is West jokingly mentioned fucking Krypton

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse / / it comes full circle.

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

The crazy thing is that they all had hair, and then they went to see Lex, and I'm pretty sure he made them cut it.

𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13d

// THE SECOND PIC IM LOOSING IT THEYRE ALL SO BALD

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

Just so were clear this, gift contains Superman's sperm.

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

Just so were clear this, gift contains Superman's sperm.

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

It's an Elseworlds comic called "JLA: Created Equal," and it spans two issues.

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

You wanna know what's funny? There's a DC Comics story where Superman actually has to help repopulate the world, and at some point, Lex creates a bunch of genetically engineered babies.

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Kara Zor-El. @blondeblockbuster.bsky.social · 13d

Kal only has good intentions.

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ཐི ཋྀ —— 𝓣𝐈𝐌 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄. @a-nalytical.bsky.social · 13d

I don't think Superman's been taking any women lately—

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

westverse .

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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correction. superman came to enslave humanity and take our best women for himself.
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Kara Zor-El. @blondeblockbuster.bsky.social · 13d

Kal doesn’t seek to rule over humanity. He’s not that kind of Kryptonian.

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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killing the flash is on the table.
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𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13d

YEAH. YEAH, BALDY. GET IN THE FUCKING LINE, PAL.

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ཐི ཋྀ —— 𝓣𝐈𝐌 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄. @a-nalytical.bsky.social · 13d

Lex Luthor's raging hate boner is something he needs to sort out.

Pining only gets you so far, trust me.

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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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what are you trying to insinuate?
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𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13d

Oh, really? The only way? You tested it with someone else's DNA, or you just deduced it based on how compatible you and Superman are? Not trying to pee on your parade, I'm just really trying to understand the science behind your theory.

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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remember when I mentioned how primitive kryptonian dna is? the only way to guarantee success was to incorporate my own.
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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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don't be ridiculous; I'd much rather control others.
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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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probability insists otherwise, superman.

I will create as many clones as I need. each one perfected. each one stronger than the last.

the numbers won't lie. success is imminent. your reign is a statistical anomaly. I will see it erased.
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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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remember when I mentioned how primitive kryptonian dna is? the only way to guarantee success was to incorporate my own.
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𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 13d

Well, artificial or not, it was still a womb, right? Also, you could have gotten someone else's DNA to start with, to test... But you went right in with your own. Seems to me someone was a little eager, dude.

᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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'birth' would imply the presence of a womb. no —— I constructed one artificially. kryptonian dna alone produces only something primitive, uncontrollable; my own genetic material was, regrettably, a necessary refinement.
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᠂ᅠᅠʟᴜᴛʜᴏʀ܂ @myvillainarc.bsky.social · 13d

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at the very least, the clones would have remained under humanity’s control, rather than being so willfully independent.
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