Troy Z
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Promotional feed of a Designer of Themed Retail & Entertainment Venues. Name here based upon my Twitter Origin in which I developed a Haunt Attraction based upon "Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Nature Trail to Hell": http://naturetrailtohellin3d.blogspot.com/
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Thank you for the inspiration!
I always gotta give luv to the #ScareActor community.
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#FezFriday getting a case of the Pazuzoomies at the Mystic Museum in Burbank, CA.

Ouija Silver Planchette Fez by fez-o-rama.com

#TheExorcist #Ouija #SpookySeason
A grey-bearded man in a black suit wearing a black velvet fez with an embroidered Ouija board planchette in silver thread crafted by Fez-O-Rama appears to levitate horizontally above a bed dressed to resemble the one in the movie "The Exorcist."
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#California: Mail-in ballots are out for the Special Election on November 4.

Know this: When you seem to see a ~5+:1 ratio on mailers and YouTube ads for a certain side of a Proposition, that's evidence of rich people engaging in fuckery against you.

So vote Yes on Proposition 50.

#YesOn50
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This #SpookySeason I commissioned Justin McElroy [@thoughtographic.bsky.social] to do a portrait of my #ScaryFarm character "'Shackles' the Prisoner."
I love how his linework evokes a Scholastic Book Fair gem of a Horror Anthology for kids, one I would peruse, gasp at, run from, & ultimately buy.
An atmospheric black+white illustration by Justin McElroy of an emaciated, long-beaded tortured medieval prisoner stumbling about in chains and a heavy wooden set of stocks upon which perches a plump crow, silhouetted against a full moon, caws in either sympathy or as a harbinger of doom. An atmospheric color illustration by Justin McElroy of an emaciated, long-beaded tortured medieval prisoner stumbling about in chains and a heavy wooden set of stocks upon which perches a plump crow, silhouetted against a full moon, caws in either sympathy or as a harbinger of doom.
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#FezFriday at Into the Streets' "LET THERE BE GWAR" exhibit.

Damn, I love that this exists.

gwar.net #GWAR

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A scraggly grey-bearded man wearing a Fez-O-Rama fez depicting an embroidered zombie head with an exposed brain laid over two crossed bloody machetes gleefully throws horns in front of a display of stage props, costumes, and old CRT video monitors showcasing the legacy of the legendary band named GWAR. A scraggly grey-bearded man wearing a Fez-O-Rama fez depicting an embroidered zombie head with an exposed brain laid over two crossed bloody machetes excitedly gesticulates in front of a display of stage props encapsulating the amps and drum kit of the legendary band named GWAR. A gallery interior with a display of stage props, costumes, hand-painted backdrops and old CRT video monitors showcasing the legacy of the legendary band named GWAR. A gallery interior with a display of costumes,stage props, hand-painted backdrops and old CRT video monitors showcasing the legacy of the legendary band named GWAR.
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UPDATE: All the 8x10 prints of "The Conductor" are now sold out! Unprecedented! Thanks to all of you who purchased them. I hope to be included in the 2026 "Into the Fog" Gallery Show, so please be on the lookout next year for any announcements.

#IntoTheFog #ScaryFarm #KnottsScaryFarm
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Thank you so much! I just hope that whoever purchased the original painting will hit it with a blacklight so that the UV-reactive colors and Glow-in-the-Dark traintrack frame border really get illuminated. (Secret Detail: the eye pupils of the Conductor also glow in the dark!)
#IntoTheFog #ScaryFarm
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Shockingly decent! I'm getting used to laboring under the yoke. (...oh no?)
I got surprised by being dragooned onto the Boo-Fet Meet & Greet gig, which seems incongruous to promoting a robust appetite among the diners when a miserable wretch like "Shackles the Prisoner" shambles about the premises.
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Speaking of #KnottsScaryFarm, my Black Velvet painting of "The Conductor" is on display at the #IntoTheFog Gallery Show inside the park. The original just sold! I only want whoever purchased it to know to hit it with a blacklight to really make it pop!
(Non-UV) 8x10 prints still on sale!
#ScaryFarm
A black-and-white panel with NeoVictorian wallpaper is the mounting surface for a Black Velvet painting of an ethereal train conductor. The photograph is framed to show the upper right corner of the entire artwork, which is bordered by a custom frame that features model railroad train tracks painted with glow-in-the-dark paint. A framed video monitor on a wallpapered panel displays an image of the featured artist (an anxious man with a long grey beard and scraggly brown hair with his neck locked in the lacuna of a guillotine), a thumbnail of his black velvet painting of an ethereal train conductor, the logo for the Knott's Scary Farm "Into the Fog" gallery show, and an Artist's Bio.

The Artist's Bio reads:
"TROY ZIMMERMANN is a designer specializing in Themed Entertainment Attractions and Concept Design since he was nine. (No, really, there’s proof and everything: he drew up a concept for a "Super Train Testing Center" Thrill Ride back in 1979, based upon a forgotten NBC TV show.)
Troy has a Bachelor of Architecture degree from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and used that practical education to contribute to attractions worldwide, with a broad range of duties creating features that include architectural vocabularies, simulated ancient artifacts and hieroglyphic languages, backstories, storyboards, graphic design and illustrations, docent guides, visitor’s site maps, and merchandise tie-ins.
He also performed as a ScareActor for over a decade, first at Halloween Horror Nights and now here at Knott’s Scary Farm.

troyzimmermann.com "
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Tonight! I return as "Shackles" the Tortured Prisoner at Knott's Scary Farm. I'll be in the region of K'Ampsnu-Pai, in the town of Helshire, colloquially known as "The Gauntlet."

If you see him, be nice, he's having a rough night.

#KnottsScaryFarm #ScaryFarm #ScareActor #SpookySeason #Halloween
On a red carpet setting in front of a decrepit circus-themed backdrop, a sad, bedraggled grey-bearded wretch dressed in tattered rags and draped in chains leading to ankle shackles and a set of antiquated stocks that locks his neck and wrists in place stands beside an excitable, knife-wielding six-foot-tall mascot shaped like a popcorn bucket. No, you are not high. A sad, pathetic wretch with scraggly long hair and a grey beard who wears filthy, tattered rags kneels in darkness while wearing a detached pillory that is festooned with bells, a crown of rusty iron spikes, strips of parchment with calligraphic writing and sigils, and has three illuminated candles mounted to the top of the antiquated wood frame.
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My Battle Cry is the Sad Trombone sound.
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"Prince of Darkness" is pure alchemy. If you had some fifth-graders make a super spooky video on VHS it would visually be the same as the "T̶̜̙͔͓̱̩̮̹̺̈́́̋̚h̸͉̦̞̠̀̒̑̆͝į̴͚̄ş̴̘͈̪͔̅͊̃͌͒ ̷̨͖̬̺̱̈́͗͗̽̐̆͜͝í̷̹͎͔̉̾̊͘͝ş̶͐͊́́̉̚ ̶̖͍͓̩̳̘͙͓͗ń̸̞̼͙̏o̵̺̬̘̯̦̓̓̓͠ț̸̼̬̙͛̾̓̏̔̌̈̂̎͠ ̶̳͍͍̘͕̼͈̘̲͑̍ä̶̢̧̱͍͇̳̺̻̦́͌̀̐̊̉̚̚͝ ̸̪͙̫͌̐̉̏ḏ̴̩̙͍̲̹͍̳͎͛́̇̀͘͘ȑ̴̡̳̜͓͚̝̻͈̤̰͋͋͗̂̽̂͑͘͝ě̴̹͚̦͎̓̃̋̚a̸̟̹̥̟̰̭̾̓̑̅ḿ̸̰̤̹̰̭̺̼͑̉̇̄.̷̢̧͕͓̟͍̲̑̕" sequence, but the Concept and Audio Design makes it genuinely a teeth-grinding icon.

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Grey-bearded man in a black suit and cloak wearing a black fez with a skull on it fabricated by Fez-O-Rama standing outside the church in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, where the John Carpenter movie "Prince of Darkness" was filmed.
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I wish I had a "GURPS MENTIONED" meme ready to go for occasions like this, but, honestly, how often does that ever happen?
For the record, I will buy GURPS worldbooks On. Sight.
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That song is inspiring enough to be the source of my Social Media handle here.
I keep hoping there's ultimately going to be a "Nature Trail to Hell" house at a venue like "Halloween Horror Nights." I actually got my Art Department gig from pitching that in 2012: naturetrailtohellin3d.blogspot.com
naturetrailtohellin3d.blogspot.com
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Age Verification: I've rebanded the arm on a VEMCO Drafting Machine, and used the Leroy Lettering Set professionally.
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The #Halloween Haunt Attractions have already started up, so I'm calling it: it's officially Spooky Season.

Here are new #FezFriday photos, promoting my friend's business of making quality handcrafted headwear: fez-o-rama.com . Pics taken at the Mystic Museum in Burbank, CA.

#Ouija #SpookySeason
A man with a long grey beard wearing a black suit and a black fez handcrafted by Fez-O-Rama which sports an elaborate embroidery of an Ouija Board planchette of silver thread stands in front of an antique cabinet displaying vintage "talking boards," of which Ouija Boards are the recognized brand name. This photo is taken in the Mystic Museum in Burbank, California. A man with a long grey beard wearing a black suit and a black fez handcrafted by Fez-O-Rama which sports an elaborate embroidery of an Ouija Board planchette of silver thread stands beside an antique console displaying vintage planchettes and "talking boards," of which Ouija Boards are the recognized brand name. This photo is taken in the Mystic Museum in Burbank, California. An antique console and display case featuring vintage planchettes and "talking boards," of which Ouija Boards are the recognized brand name. This photo is taken in the Mystic Museum in Burbank, California.
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I had the good fortune to get tickets to see true buckaroo Chuck Tingle tonight on the final stop of his "Lucky Day" Book Tour. His previous bestseller, "Bury Your Gays," was alarmingly prescient about Hollywood meddling with AI with horrific results.

#BookSky #ChuckTingle @chucktingle.bsky.social
A photo of a grey-bearded man wearing a horror-themed black T-shirt, an open vaguely 1980s black button-down shirt sleeve shirt with a green grid printed over half of it, and black jeans holds a copy of a book named "Lucky Day" by Chuck Tingle while standing by the fabulous author Chuck Tingle, who is dressed in a textured white Lounge Jacket with black lapels, a black T-shirt referencing the band the B-52's, shorts of large pink sequins, pink & grey argyle socks, glittery pink opera slippers, and his trademark pink sack he wears over his head that has the words "LOVE IS REAL" written on it. The author Chuck Tingle stands on stage with a cordless microphone as a slide with the words "TIME TO TROT" is projected on a screen behind him. The author wears his trademark pink sack which has the words "LOVE IS REAL" written on it over his head. An exterior evening shot looking up at the marquee of the Hayworth theater, which has the words "CHUCK TINGLE" featured on it with the subheading "LOVE IS REAL."
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See, now THIS is a "marketing stunt" that gets me in the theaters. It worked! And you know what?
It's fun! Campy, crass, actual LOL parts, inspirational, and ...good? All the actors are All In, and there's actual scenes that hold their own in tragic absurdist cinema.
#TheToxicAvenger #ImWithToxie
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We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.

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‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
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