Hated Dad.
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Man idek my baby.
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Like if you hate me at least show me that faster too so I can go
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I do not enjoy a slow burn at all, when I'm looking for heat. Unfortunately this soil ain't ready for a seed, but when it IS, turn the sun up please.
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Our big big big boss made a joke about micro dosing in our meeting today.
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I don't think I'm better than anyone except for Chris Brown fans and ChatGPT/AI supporters because fuck you on my baby?
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(2) Fez's and (2) Cornerstone Masks is what i want.
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I don't have plans and don't think I want plans but I'm going to make plans because I deserve plans for the bday. I won't take the day off but will take next Friday.
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Which is why we don't have and do not need flying cars.

No way to fail safely, and the way y'all handle 4 way stops means y'all will die with another axis of movement to consider.
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I'm skeptical of a lot of digital tech. The marginal benefit of a backup camera is offset by the probability of failure AND the catastrophic way in which it fails. Mirrors are reliable.

Good technology fails safely. I call this the 'Mitch Hedberg principle.'
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Toyota recalls nearly 400,000 Tundras and Sequoias due to malfunctioning rearview camera
Toyota is recalling nearly 400,000 vehicles because the rearview camera may not display when backing up, increasing the risk of a crash, federal traffic safety regulators said.
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?? Fym my b-day next week?
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Now we're trying to put together a lil cards/music get together for our friends. Spades, whist, Pokemon, Magic, gonna do some ballroom and salsa and get the friends together. Order some chicken and sides and enjoy the evening
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Me and my Cheers/running group were talking about how we're the age now that our parents used to play cards and throw shindigs so now it's up to us to carry that mantle.
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Finding out my homeboy gets busy in salsa got me hyped cuz now I got someone to go with when my partner isn't around.
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I have to go in the office for executive meets/lunch tomorrow but what if I just ran away to another country for 5 yrs instead. Sumn light.
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Squirting counts for how much on the orgasm gap card?
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I am home late. But.
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I found so much love with my friends this year. Built on top of a lot of love I have for myself. This has been an outrageous year, but somehow still trending as a decent one.
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Felt like Wesley Snipes when he upped the blick on his dawg.
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What sucks about the bday this year is knowing that I would be around for theirs but knowing we wouldn't make it to mine. I emotionally wanna snatch my chain back.
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Except it was the devil's threesome. I was gonna be tagging bro in off the top rope but I had the sweepies instead 🥺
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See this why I knew I needed to adjust my weekend.
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Me to the sole penis in the threesome:
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I know you’re tired but we need you, D.
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Finding out people at Sunday pokemon think Me + P & T are a polyam couple makes it all worth it 🤣
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Well, I'm saying YOU looking like yes.