I am Nacho Dad, Son
@nachosinabox.xyz
Middle aged gay dude in San Francisco doin middle aged gay shit. Nerd stuff, selfies, leather, kink, gay (as) shit, social commentary, and anything else I wanna post about. He/Him/Dad 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌉🌈🐇 Antiracist. Antifascist. Queer. 🔞NSFW🔞
PSA:
I was literally just thinking about how absolutely fuckin bonkers weird it is for people to be so obsessed with being “normal” they obsess about it and create inauthentic versions of themselves to fit in and friends? I am here to tell you, thats NOT “normal”.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
PSA:
The secret nobody tells you: everyone’s fuckin weird.
You are a direct message away from making a new friend but you hesitate because you’re worried they might think you’re weird? Free yourself of your imposed servitude to cringe! Make new friends and be weird together!
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The secret nobody tells you: everyone’s fuckin weird.
My uber driver just changed the radio station from NPR to a station playing Dua Lipa and I feel like he just called me a fag
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My uber driver just changed the radio station from NPR to a station playing Dua Lipa and I feel like he just called me a fag
This is just for TV right? So the straights get a laugh? None of us are ACTUALLY prepping like this, are we?
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is just for TV right? So the straights get a laugh? None of us are ACTUALLY prepping like this, are we?
It feels very satisfying when people say thank you for just being courteous.
Like hello yes, not everyone sucks.
Like hello yes, not everyone sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It feels very satisfying when people say thank you for just being courteous.
Like hello yes, not everyone sucks.
Like hello yes, not everyone sucks.
If we have to have Ar Eff Kay Junior in charge of things can’t he at least legalize over the counter tren? You know all those forest camo people would go apeshit over some legal T.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If we have to have Ar Eff Kay Junior in charge of things can’t he at least legalize over the counter tren? You know all those forest camo people would go apeshit over some legal T.
Unless and until someone makes that green bean casserole with cream of literally anything but mushroom, it’s always going in the trash.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Unless and until someone makes that green bean casserole with cream of literally anything but mushroom, it’s always going in the trash.
A very generous Sir just put three loads in me and I am ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A very generous Sir just put three loads in me and I am ☺️
You guys I met an amazing boy last night with a fantastic dick and it seems like the feeling is mutual so of course he lives 200 miles away, because this is my curse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You guys I met an amazing boy last night with a fantastic dick and it seems like the feeling is mutual so of course he lives 200 miles away, because this is my curse.
We are all dead and this is Hell
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We are all dead and this is Hell
On the one hand I fucking love Whataburger.
On the other hand every time I eat there I think of my Dad beating the shit out of me in the drive through and threatening to shoot the woman that tried to call the cops to rescue me.
On the other hand every time I eat there I think of my Dad beating the shit out of me in the drive through and threatening to shoot the woman that tried to call the cops to rescue me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
On the one hand I fucking love Whataburger.
On the other hand every time I eat there I think of my Dad beating the shit out of me in the drive through and threatening to shoot the woman that tried to call the cops to rescue me.
On the other hand every time I eat there I think of my Dad beating the shit out of me in the drive through and threatening to shoot the woman that tried to call the cops to rescue me.
Last night I left a play party after twenty minutes because 3 guys grabbed my jock, felt my cage, and turned and walked away.
So today I’m trying a different approach.
Is it too subtle, you think?
So today I’m trying a different approach.
Is it too subtle, you think?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Last night I left a play party after twenty minutes because 3 guys grabbed my jock, felt my cage, and turned and walked away.
So today I’m trying a different approach.
Is it too subtle, you think?
So today I’m trying a different approach.
Is it too subtle, you think?
No YOU accidentally spilled an entire bottle of xlube all over the shower floor!
*checks notes*
Update to previous reporting… it was in fact me.
🤦🏻♂️
*checks notes*
Update to previous reporting… it was in fact me.
🤦🏻♂️
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No YOU accidentally spilled an entire bottle of xlube all over the shower floor!
*checks notes*
Update to previous reporting… it was in fact me.
🤦🏻♂️
*checks notes*
Update to previous reporting… it was in fact me.
🤦🏻♂️
Hey dickface, absolutely zero people asked for your 3:00 am opinion on the hot dog I ordered.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hey dickface, absolutely zero people asked for your 3:00 am opinion on the hot dog I ordered.
How is it when I travel I can pull. Like… out of my league.
I go home? Nope. Can’t get the time of day.
I go home? Nope. Can’t get the time of day.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
How is it when I travel I can pull. Like… out of my league.
I go home? Nope. Can’t get the time of day.
I go home? Nope. Can’t get the time of day.
Uhhhh my Lyft arrived and dude has his girlfriend? in the car with him. 😳
Texted friends the car details and will check in with them when I arrive but…. This is fuckin weird and creepy isn’t it?
Texted friends the car details and will check in with them when I arrive but…. This is fuckin weird and creepy isn’t it?
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Uhhhh my Lyft arrived and dude has his girlfriend? in the car with him. 😳
Texted friends the car details and will check in with them when I arrive but…. This is fuckin weird and creepy isn’t it?
Texted friends the car details and will check in with them when I arrive but…. This is fuckin weird and creepy isn’t it?
Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
My recon profile says “100% passive” and also mentions that I am caged.
So why am I getting messages from bottoms looking for a dom top.
If you can’t read…
So why am I getting messages from bottoms looking for a dom top.
If you can’t read…
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My recon profile says “100% passive” and also mentions that I am caged.
So why am I getting messages from bottoms looking for a dom top.
If you can’t read…
So why am I getting messages from bottoms looking for a dom top.
If you can’t read…
Photo credit IG @themiljam
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Photo credit IG @themiljam
My flight to LAX was so delayed I would have missed my connecting flight, soooooo…. They rebooked me on another delayed flight that should have departed 2 hours ago, but just arrived and now I’m flying direct! YAY
Now taking bets on whether my luggage shows up with me on my rebooked flight. 🤣
Now taking bets on whether my luggage shows up with me on my rebooked flight. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My flight to LAX was so delayed I would have missed my connecting flight, soooooo…. They rebooked me on another delayed flight that should have departed 2 hours ago, but just arrived and now I’m flying direct! YAY
Now taking bets on whether my luggage shows up with me on my rebooked flight. 🤣
Now taking bets on whether my luggage shows up with me on my rebooked flight. 🤣
Idea for a superpower: knowing the one liner that would get you laid with any given human being.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Idea for a superpower: knowing the one liner that would get you laid with any given human being.
Travel day means Bloody Mary in the lounge!
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Travel day means Bloody Mary in the lounge!
How am I the only gay in the airport AGAIN
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How am I the only gay in the airport AGAIN
How do we feel about being followed by an ex under an alt, chat? Do I block or just let him be mad?
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How do we feel about being followed by an ex under an alt, chat? Do I block or just let him be mad?