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Naga N.Pranav
@nagapranav.bsky.social
A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crap
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This isn't a Weather app?? Tf
my faith is in the holy trinity of code, coffee, and cosmic curiosity
January 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Linux users aren't signaling virtue. we're signaling we're on a tech detox. No flashy GUIs, just pure, unadulterated command line clarity
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If it’s not retarded, it’s not worth doing.
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
about 60% of my body is coffee
January 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
me without money: money is just paper backed by nothing.
me with money: backed by ME now, DUDE. call me the FED, OKAY?!
December 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Governments worldwide are shit
December 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Just found out about the Spotify realtime API access for my personal data and realized I can make my own Wrapped.Expect a music stats soon, It’s going to be 80 slides, 36 hours long , and complete with pie charts.
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 AM
if you look closely, you’ll find the true spirit of Christmas is just a $200 LED-lit snowman sold on Amazon with express shipping.
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I recently started swallowing my gum if I can't find a trash can or napkin. NGL the levels of mental strength it takes to convince your brain to let that happen... I feel like I could run for president.
December 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I chew Oreo with my mouth open
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
javaScript is better than PHP because debugging undefined is still less depressing than debugging your life choices
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Today in your honor
I will not charge my phone
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Normal folk will now act normal about the news…

Others however…
November 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Just ironed some shirts. I don’t think life gets any more exciting
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
you don't say choke me daddy when you live in delhi
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I heard a Dual Lipa song called Houdini but every time she sang Houdini all I could hear was ‘Utinni’ from Star Wars
November 25, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Does anyone know how to move Playlists and library entries across music streaming platforms without any third party services??
November 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Here to test something :

There are only two genders
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Can’t believe it’s been 2,068 years since them slags murked Julius Caesar it still freaks my nut out to this day
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
These new electric cars are so quiet. I'm scared! The number of times I have been walking casually and turned around to find a car nearly running me over is crazy and I wouldn't even know how I died because they're so silent.
November 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
"You're 69% cooler than the average person if you follow
@nagapranav.bsky.social on Bluesky"
- Albert Einstein
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Trying to find the accounts of all the shitposters I follow on Twitter
November 20, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Greysky
November 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
The algorithm here is like that of one friend who insists on recommending the worst movies but keeps doing it with confidence
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 AM
This isn't a Weather app?? Tf
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 AM