Naga N.Pranav
@nagapranav.bsky.social
A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crap
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Naga N.Pranav
@nagapranav.bsky.social
· Nov 20
This isn't a Weather app?? Tf
my faith is in the holy trinity of code, coffee, and cosmic curiosity
January 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my faith is in the holy trinity of code, coffee, and cosmic curiosity
Linux users aren't signaling virtue. we're signaling we're on a tech detox. No flashy GUIs, just pure, unadulterated command line clarity
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Linux users aren't signaling virtue. we're signaling we're on a tech detox. No flashy GUIs, just pure, unadulterated command line clarity
If it’s not retarded, it’s not worth doing.
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If it’s not retarded, it’s not worth doing.
about 60% of my body is coffee
January 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
about 60% of my body is coffee
me without money: money is just paper backed by nothing.
me with money: backed by ME now, DUDE. call me the FED, OKAY?!
me with money: backed by ME now, DUDE. call me the FED, OKAY?!
December 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
me without money: money is just paper backed by nothing.
me with money: backed by ME now, DUDE. call me the FED, OKAY?!
me with money: backed by ME now, DUDE. call me the FED, OKAY?!
Governments worldwide are shit
December 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Governments worldwide are shit
Just found out about the Spotify realtime API access for my personal data and realized I can make my own Wrapped.Expect a music stats soon, It’s going to be 80 slides, 36 hours long , and complete with pie charts.
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Just found out about the Spotify realtime API access for my personal data and realized I can make my own Wrapped.Expect a music stats soon, It’s going to be 80 slides, 36 hours long , and complete with pie charts.
if you look closely, you’ll find the true spirit of Christmas is just a $200 LED-lit snowman sold on Amazon with express shipping.
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
if you look closely, you’ll find the true spirit of Christmas is just a $200 LED-lit snowman sold on Amazon with express shipping.
I recently started swallowing my gum if I can't find a trash can or napkin. NGL the levels of mental strength it takes to convince your brain to let that happen... I feel like I could run for president.
December 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I recently started swallowing my gum if I can't find a trash can or napkin. NGL the levels of mental strength it takes to convince your brain to let that happen... I feel like I could run for president.
I chew Oreo with my mouth open
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I chew Oreo with my mouth open
javaScript is better than PHP because debugging undefined is still less depressing than debugging your life choices
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
javaScript is better than PHP because debugging undefined is still less depressing than debugging your life choices
Today in your honor
I will not charge my phone
I will not charge my phone
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Today in your honor
I will not charge my phone
I will not charge my phone
Normal folk will now act normal about the news…
Others however…
Others however…
November 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Normal folk will now act normal about the news…
Others however…
Others however…
Just ironed some shirts. I don’t think life gets any more exciting
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Just ironed some shirts. I don’t think life gets any more exciting
you don't say choke me daddy when you live in delhi
Pollution in Delhi hits record high, cloaking city in ‘hazardous’ smog
Pollution in Delhi hits record high, cloaking city in ‘hazardous’ smog
Indian capital imposes emergency measures including closing of schools and offices and barring heavy vehicles
Pollution levels in India’s capital, Delhi, have soared to their highest levels this year, forcing schools and offices to close and cloaking the…
dlvr.it
November 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
you don't say choke me daddy when you live in delhi
I heard a Dual Lipa song called Houdini but every time she sang Houdini all I could hear was ‘Utinni’ from Star Wars
November 25, 2024 at 7:40 AM
I heard a Dual Lipa song called Houdini but every time she sang Houdini all I could hear was ‘Utinni’ from Star Wars
Does anyone know how to move Playlists and library entries across music streaming platforms without any third party services??
November 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Does anyone know how to move Playlists and library entries across music streaming platforms without any third party services??
Here to test something :
There are only two genders
There are only two genders
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Here to test something :
There are only two genders
There are only two genders
Can’t believe it’s been 2,068 years since them slags murked Julius Caesar it still freaks my nut out to this day
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Can’t believe it’s been 2,068 years since them slags murked Julius Caesar it still freaks my nut out to this day
These new electric cars are so quiet. I'm scared! The number of times I have been walking casually and turned around to find a car nearly running me over is crazy and I wouldn't even know how I died because they're so silent.
November 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
These new electric cars are so quiet. I'm scared! The number of times I have been walking casually and turned around to find a car nearly running me over is crazy and I wouldn't even know how I died because they're so silent.
"You're 69% cooler than the average person if you follow
@nagapranav.bsky.social on Bluesky"
- Albert Einstein
@nagapranav.bsky.social on Bluesky"
- Albert Einstein
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 AM
"You're 69% cooler than the average person if you follow
@nagapranav.bsky.social on Bluesky"
- Albert Einstein
@nagapranav.bsky.social on Bluesky"
- Albert Einstein
Trying to find the accounts of all the shitposters I follow on Twitter
November 20, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Trying to find the accounts of all the shitposters I follow on Twitter
The algorithm here is like that of one friend who insists on recommending the worst movies but keeps doing it with confidence
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 AM
The algorithm here is like that of one friend who insists on recommending the worst movies but keeps doing it with confidence
This isn't a Weather app?? Tf
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 AM
This isn't a Weather app?? Tf