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Robert Wilson

@nakedfingers.bsky.social

390 followers 640 following 670 posts

Over-sensitive, self-righteous, stuck-up prig. Snob, stinking hypocrite, & vile poltroon. Orophile, oenophile, Archers fan, & skeptic. Irony. Oxford. This place has gone downhill quickly. Now gainfully employed.

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 5d

I think you might be right.

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 5d

Catching up with yesterday’s #TheArchers at Phoenix airport.

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 8d

Rolls-Royce advert…? I think he means Jaguar. Chump. #LBC

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 8d

Chris Philp speaks like a tape machine on fast-forward, and makes just about as much sense. #LBC

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 11d

Didn’t the Gills rip out the Albion as soon as they moved in? #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 15d

Two words: direct cremation. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 15d

Consequences, George. Consequences. #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 16d

I want to see a celebrity puppets edition of #TheTraitors. I think this little guy would ace it.

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18d

A little side project for Pip to play with? #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18d

Will Brookfield take over and run the Mulligan farm? #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 18d

The Mulligan farmhouse sounds a lot like my dad’s house when he died. #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 20d

Good to see Grey Gables is as lax on its GDPR (Zainab rifling through RTW data) as it seems to be on everything else. #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 20d

George ordering a well done steak tells us all we need to know about the lad. #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · 24d

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to to think this. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 27

It’s still September.

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 25

Which of the following two statements do you agree with?

A. Bartleby should be put out of his misery.

B. Amber should be put out of our misery.

#TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 24

Do all the old men shout at people now? #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 23

The whole point of the tweet was to show off by using it.

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 23

I favour throat ripping. #TheArchers

Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 23

Brian suggesting they should cut back on insurance is sure fire adumbration of impending catastrophe for Home Farm. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 21

I don’t like Amber. Here’s hoping she’s a victim of toxic squash syndrome. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 18

Also special hymns are sung such as “We Plough the Fields and Scatter” and “All Things Bright and Beautiful“. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 18

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 18

It’s a church service at which thanks is given for the year’s harvest. Often there are examples of crops and other produce such as decorative loaves of bread adorning the church. #TheArchers

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Robert Wilson @nakedfingers.bsky.social · Sep 17

😂