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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids).

Re-posts encouraged.

Take care and be bare.

Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it.

#naturist #naturism #familynaturism
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Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
You know what I'd really like? A laptop where there's a fingerprint reader on the lid as well as inside so I can do fingerprint unlock whilst the lid is closed when I'm using an external monitor. (I'd also like to know how to correctly punctuate that last sentence to make it more readable.)
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Not a problem. I've never been accused of being up to date. 😁
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
First make it work.
Then make it right.
Then make it fast.

And for goodness sake don't mess with it after that.
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
And that's work done for the year. 🍺
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I suppose I should be thankful that I can replace the bulbs. If they were LED lights the manual says "Please see an authorised dealer." 😲
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why do car headlamp bulbs always go during the winter when it's cold and wet? And given that they are one of the parts most likely to need changing why do car manufacturers make it so bloody difficult to change them? 😠
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I understand what you're saying, but the button in the app pops up the choice between "Repost" and "Quote post" and even X's button calls it "Repost". I would think people would take that understanding now.
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Never quite understood why people don't like reposts. It's part of the ethos of social media. As long as it's an actual repost and not a "steal the photo and post it as your own".

(My bio says "Re-posts encouraged." 🤣)
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They just need to ask China. 😁
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One of the best things we've ever bought.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Very much so. Missing the sun, but the hot tub is some compensation. 😁 Hope all is well with you too.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can you draw a picture of me winning the jackpot in the lottery? 😁
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I nake
You nake
He/She/It nakes
We nake
They nake
One nakes

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nake

#naturism
nake - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I need to start using the phrase "entered a state of congestive collapse". 😁

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October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's always after 5 o'clock somewhere. 🍻
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🎵 It's a nude dawn, it's a nude day, it's a nude life for me, and I'm feeling good. 🎵 (Apologies to Nina Simone.)
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Looking forward to the episode when the captain has to use his passkey to authenticate.
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's just a jump to the left...
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thank you. It was a great holiday. Got to love Fuerteventuran beaches.
September 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They didn't feel very soft. 😣 The things we do for art.
September 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh I was *extremely* careful. 🤣
September 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM