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namelessjuan.bsky.social
@namelessjuan.bsky.social
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A decrepit ancient being born 1996, Pronouns Any/All Watch Live on your choice of sites https://www.twitch.tv/thenamelessjuan1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIRBAuH2P8
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PSA for everyone going to protests
AAAAAAAHHHH EAT MY ASS CRONOS AND GET USED TO THE TASTE CAUSE THIS AINT THE LAST TIME YOU EATING IT
#HadesII
Forgot what month it became so I whipped this thing up in like half an hour guess what game we playin tomorrow on stream 1 PM PST
Without downloading anything where are you mentally rn?
SO MY BRAIN IS INCAPABLE OF FOCUSING ON ANYTHING MORE THAN 10 MINUTES LONG WITHOUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE AND I GOT TO THIS SCENE OF THE JJK ANIME AND SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED THAT FUCKING TWEET OF SHOWING SHIBUYA A REAL INCIDENT POPPED AND I DROPPED THE WEIGHT I WAS LIFTING AND NEARLY BROKE MY FOOT FU-
Thumbnail for when it comes out, Hades was one of the few games I genuinely felt compelled to reach the “true ending” so excited to stream #Hades2 #FanArt #PixelArt
- it work and hats off of the the weirdo (affectionate) he kinda did? Like it’s a complete ass pull and everyone starts winking at the camera and at first I hated it but then they did for so long I started vibing with it?

Anyways, 9/10, closer to an 8 than a 10 but well worth it at full price
Story is absolutely nonsense, I adore it, Travis is utterly despicable and completely unrepentant and I adore him for it, all the bosses are freaks and thus I can actually root for Travis regardless, the ending is a fever dream that makes me think that they ran out of money and Suda went I can make-
Visuals and audio are all stellar, sound track is a bop I shall acquire one way or another and the art direction is just phenomenal for the bosses and to a lesser extent the enemy npcs. The overworld is a bit generic aside from the shops and all there npcs are too with the exception of Naomi
Could have done with… literally any tutorialization for any of the mechanics besides swing sword like, I didn’t know perfect dodges were a thing till the final half of bosses. Found out you could boost on the motorcycle literally the last time you use it.
- and cause the mission to fail.

All the boss fights were fantastic, game made up of 1v1s against characters with similar proportions and abilities with the occasional gimmick for spice. Only stinker was the old lady with the giant laser cannon but hey only one real miss in 11 boss fights
So I hit credits for #NoMoreHeroes earlier and now I wanna write down some thoughts.

-Gameplay is functional when fighting mobs though it is obviously meant for one on one fights. Pretty much didn’t bother with any of the you only have 1 hp missions because some bastard would hit from off screen-
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John Cusack plays a writer (yes, it's a Stephen King adaptation) who made a career debunking hauntings, he wants to debunk an infamous haunted hotel room and has to convince Samuel L. Jackson's hotel manager to let him stay. This one's an a very fun movie, total rollercoaster ride!