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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇

@naptownbound.bsky.social

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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 1d

“This is King of the Hill..Mayne”

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 1d

On a scale of 1-10 for you I’ll say you are today’s date of 10/10

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Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 3d

“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”

Me who’s neither:🤧

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 4d

When you waiting on them to break up but she post an ultrasound

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 6d

“ this is how it feels to chew 5 gum “

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 8d

How l look at someone when they ask what I'm doing but they can clearly see what I'm doing..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 8d

Trying to stay calm when you're explaining something for the third time and they still don't get it.

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 9d

My lawyer: Ok your honor, we'll take 25 years
Me:

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 9d

How I look at the last two glazed donuts in the box..😅🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 9d

When you finally beat your friend in Mario Kart but it was witha Blue Shell on the final lap…

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 9d

“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 10d

How i jump into conclusions when i call her and she doesn't pick up..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 10d

I ain’t fumble no shortie; im toxic, she escaped..

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

Therapist: What do we say when we are mad?

Me: Gang Gang

Therapist: No.

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

When the top is mid at best but the vibes is cool 😎 🫠

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

How I be looking when ik im fcked up and im wondering how I’m making home

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

I may look normal but when I watch shows I mostly agree with the villains

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

And if I send you this ...your a bald headed lion ahh btch 🤣

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

*nobody*

Cellmate: Well I don’t know about you but I’m overdue for a 🌰
Me:

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Jailynnsbait @jailynnsbait.xyz · 13d

💀💀💀

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 13d

When you've made it jump 4 times but she's actin like she don’t feel it 😭😕

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 11d

Her: I’m on the pill so yo-
Me:😭

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 13d

When you've made it jump 4 times but she's actin like she don’t feel it 😭😕

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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 15d

Let her have her 5 mins of fun

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 15d

Head is trash but she’s trying her best

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God @god.blacksky.app · 15d

I approve this message gng

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 15d

Head is trash but she’s trying her best

Naptowns Elite 7/3 🎇 @naptownbound.bsky.social · 15d

Head is trash but she’s trying her best