Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
he/him
Trying to say Fuck less
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Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
· Nov 2
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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Call me crazy but if one dipshit costs a company $77B I think said dipshit should lose their job.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Call me crazy but if one dipshit costs a company $77B I think said dipshit should lose their job.
Thrilled to announce that I have been awarded the Totino's Pizza Rolls Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thrilled to announce that I have been awarded the Totino's Pizza Rolls Peace Prize
Reposted by Brian Bird
stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
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Broke: "I want justice."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Broke: "I want justice."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
All your food is gelatinous brown goop shut the fuck up
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
All your food is gelatinous brown goop shut the fuck up
This beautiful 3-bed 7-bath makes up in charm for what it lacks in a kitchen
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This beautiful 3-bed 7-bath makes up in charm for what it lacks in a kitchen
Riley speaks the truth! Parry is bad and it should feel bad!
Parrying is the worst thing in video games: aftermath.site/parrying-bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Riley speaks the truth! Parry is bad and it should feel bad!
The Word of God says I get the window seat. The Word of God is what I call my bat.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Word of God says I get the window seat. The Word of God is what I call my bat.
Please let this destroy OpenAI and Sam Altman's career/life/ability to show his dumbfuck face in public
“The communications could help prove what’s known as “willful” infringement, which triggers significantly higher damages of $150,000 per work.“
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Please let this destroy OpenAI and Sam Altman's career/life/ability to show his dumbfuck face in public
I get so excited when I make some real awesome smart home automations you guys. It's so fun to tinker.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I get so excited when I make some real awesome smart home automations you guys. It's so fun to tinker.
Honestly I'm disappointed in myself. These numbers are so low.
@nasicournus.bsky.social has swears! They've used 310 profanities in their last 1,635 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (46 times)
🥈 "shit" (43 times)
🥉 "fuck" (43 times)
🥇 "fucking" (46 times)
🥈 "shit" (43 times)
🥉 "fuck" (43 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Honestly I'm disappointed in myself. These numbers are so low.
@profanity.accountant i mostly want to see if I have more swears than posts.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@profanity.accountant i mostly want to see if I have more swears than posts.
My "I am autistic but I am not a Jew I am a Neurodivergent zionist and proud Friend of Jews" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My "I am autistic but I am not a Jew I am a Neurodivergent zionist and proud Friend of Jews" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I swapped out a broken part in my oven today and felt like a god among men
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I swapped out a broken part in my oven today and felt like a god among men
Nothing will stand between me and deep-throating an ice cream cone.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nothing will stand between me and deep-throating an ice cream cone.
I'm in IT. It would do Jeff Wise well to learn the first rule of IT: many users are idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm in IT. It would do Jeff Wise well to learn the first rule of IT: many users are idiots.
This kills the Rad powerbikes.
Rad Power Bikes’ batteries are a fire risk and shouldn’t be used, CPSC warns
Rad Power Bikes’ batteries are a fire risk and shouldn’t be used, CPSC warns
The batteries are a fire risk.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This kills the Rad powerbikes.
Just ate some plums from the icebox that I was saving for breakfast. Pretty good.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just ate some plums from the icebox that I was saving for breakfast. Pretty good.
I'm gonna fucking scream
The music industry is all in on AI
The music industry is all in on AI
After a year of lawsuits, AI companies and music labels are playing nice.
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm gonna fucking scream
I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
Who wore it better
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who wore it better
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here