Natalie "Leif" Leif
@natalieleif.bsky.social
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ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ I write novels, draw beans, and shelve library books for a living. Repped by Bibi Lewis & Holiday House. My YA Horror TAKE ALL OF US is out now!
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We had one of those once, but our sink leaked and it got so waterlogged that it somehow turned on and became impossible to shut off and I got too scared to touch it, that's a real Skong weapon to me
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How dare you say there's a hit out there that Cheech and Chong can't take
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(Obviously doesn't have to be your own address if that's not something you're comfy giving out to strangers, a PO box or a friend or something is also fine!)
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UPDATE: WE DIDN'T WIN! But it was a good showing with tough competition, and TAOU still gets a sticker to put on the cover. Yayayay.
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It's important to know people outside your age range because then you get to find out what terms other generations will judge you for. I asked a kid once if a game was "PC or mobile" and they bullied me so so bad
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Sweet! Please DM me an address that works to send to and we'll get it in da mail!
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This is a non-sequitur, but are you still looking for The Parasite Transcendent? My partner and I are moving house and have a copy from PAX, we'd rather it get mailed to someone who wants it than get battered in shipment. Let me know!
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MY DATE: So... who's your favorite Pokemon?

ME: Well, of course Missingno is a classic, but I really do think that 'M (3TrainerPoké $) has such interesting mechanics, and of course there's OPKMN4X and ◣ゥ 8--

MY DATE, FRANTICALLY SIGNALLING FOR THE CHECK: how did you do that with your mouth
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For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game!

The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21.

You'll be able to watch it here.
undertale.com/10/
UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
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Every day this week I've had to explain what a groyper or a Pepe is, what a sexyman is, or what happened when DeviantART banned porn, and each time I desperately hope no one follows up with asking how I learned these things in the first place
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As one should be, they got more death signs than a thrash metal concert :(
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"Kris Deltarune is evil!" "Kris will betray the Fun Gang!" "Kris is working for the Knight!" Joke's on you, I've already processed all my emotions and have moved on to tenderly caring for them and forgiving them no matter what happens
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anuanew.bsky.social
I LOVE FLATTING COMICS!! if u need or know of someone who needs their pages flatted, hmu........i am flexible w/ rates : o )

here is my resume, a love letter (intro) to flatting via google slides

full version of this presentation over at tinyurl.com/Vronflat !!
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Do they think the storylines and scripts for comics come out of the AETHER!? Comics are ALREADY writing, PLUS editing AND AND thumbnailing/composition AND sketching AND inking AND coloring AND lettering AND...
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There are so many ways you can take care of tire neighbors. This mulling spice blend in support of @ufw.bsky.social is one. You can also donate directly to their organization, support mutual aid funds, contribute data to 🧊 watch platforms, and so on.

Unidos somos más fuertes. Sí, se puede! 🇲🇽☕️✊
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Getting riled up at fanfic comments glazing a headcanon I disagree with before remembering I'm the one who walked into the donut shop, peace and love on planet earth
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them.

Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!”

Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.”

Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face.

Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
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I could never be a master criminal because I have too much brainrot. I'd write a manifesto like "it was all the ingredience for a perfect storm" and the cops would call just to say "YOU MEAN INGREDIENTS???"
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My 15 minutes of fame moment is being the guy who started the happy DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! chant at the Chuck Tingle book tour when Death showed up 😚💀❤️
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Update on my elf: NOOOO I left him outside too long snd he got toasted :(
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DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
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