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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 2d

Just watched a pot boil. People are full of shit

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 2d

Aaarghhh! Stop! Twist your nose ring clockwise and I'll remove my tongue piercing

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 2d

Thought of a good Elmer Fudd joke the other day. This isn't it, this is just a twibute.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 2d

*Barry White music intensifies*

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 3d

Two wrongs don't make a right. Another two might though, don't give up.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 3d

Am I really so super?

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Sep 9

"Delete my browser history"

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Aug 13

Sorry I've not been around lately, I was Cc'd in a work email that had nothing to do with me.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 25

Over their

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 25

*there

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 25

Not to brag but I can watch a two hour film in under 4 days

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 24

This how superhero origin stories happen

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 24

Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 22

IT'S ON!!!

a woman in a red dress is dancing on a highway

ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing on a highway

media.tenor.com

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 22

Another day without being challenged to a dance off

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 22

We've all done it

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 22

I'm not saying I'm rock 'n' roll, but once I tried lighting a match against my stubble and got a splinter.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 21

Untrain your dragon. Let them be free

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · Jul 21

Shit! You're home early