Elon is literally trying to become a super villain/achieve world domination

Me getting back out in the dating scene: oh we’ll see how things go, not gonna expect anything, not looking to settle yet

Anytime this one girl does anything: 🥰🥰 what other girls….

I’m offended that my attempt at coming out of retirement is being derailed lol 😂

The #BlackSky National Anthem

College football playoff contender frauds are as followed
Army
Indiana
Wassu
Bama
Colorado
BYU
Ole Miss
Tennessee

So like down on the list of things we need to be mad at Diddy and R Kelly about. Ya know after what they did to their victims, is probably that they are featured on some iconic songs. We need those songs remastered with them out of them

Cats stole the catnip treats and they are so high right now

Name a person happier to play a football game every game than Jameis Winston

Bluesky: City On The Grow!

What about any of Sabrina Carpenter’s songs makes you think it’s appropriate for young fans to go to her concert? Like she literally has a line in a song that goes “come right on me” like uh context clues parents

X saw it first because I forget to post on here

We go back over my dating history and we find out I have been victimized by white girls with Weed, and phat asses lol 😂

Maybe instead of meddling in other people’s relationships you should have been paying attention to your own just saying

Maybe that is why they want to dismantle the department of education

I feel like a lot of people who are saying Trump is going to fix the economy are the same people who didn’t get higher than a C in Civic and Economics and American History in High School