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avid competitive splatoon enthusiast, Cornhusker, #1 TZS Hater, caster and runner (she/they) views are mine only and do not represent those of any organizations I work with

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · Jun 12

hi guys :3

Poster with the Demigirl pride flag that says "I now identify as a demigirl please use she/they pronouns" and includes explosions, skeletons, and the Audi Sport Quattro S1"

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 2h

So close! The team was actually called Cherry Limeade

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2h

"As a limeade lover, this really kicks it to the next level. Just in time for the end of summer!" nyti.ms/3IZnkgQ

Two green drinks with straws with the headline: Refreshing, Salted Iced Coconut Limeaid

neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 1d

"fuck Illumination, we'll just do this shit ourselves"

IGN @ign.com · 1d

Nintendo finally comments on this week's Pikmin videos, reveals they're the first short films from Nintendo Pictures. https://bit.ly/48nbMhS

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 1d

Who the fuck eats at TGI Fridays

The Dallas Morning News @dallasnews.com · 1d

The restaurant chain announced it will provide complimentary meals to Transportation Security Administration and air traffic control workers at all its U.S. locations from Oct. 9 through Oct. 23. The offer could potentially end sooner depending on when the shutdown ends.

TGI Fridays offers free meals to certain workers amid government shutdown

During the government shutdown, TSA and air traffic control workers can get one free meal a day at TGI Fridays locations across the U.S., including in Dallas-Fo...

www.dallasnews.com

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 1d

wait what are you fr

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have any pickle facts to share?

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Neato. I yap a lot, know a lot, and love casting for Splatoon a lot. The energy I bring to your broadcast is immaculate. I'm also funny (most of the time). Here's one of my finer works: youtu.be/fmKHfavntww?...

Triggerfish Zones Supremacy vs Orca Ballestra! | Splatoon 3 @ Riptide 2024

YouTube video by Inkling Performance Labs

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 3d

Love y'all, but how in the ever-loving fuck are you gonna replace Neil?

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 3d

Rush is ready to return to the limelight.

Canadian rock band Rush announces 2026 tour

"It’s time for a celebration of 50-something years of Rush music," frontman Geddy Lee said.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 5d

Told y'all

Triggerfish Zones Supremacy @bestsplmapmode.bsky.social · 5d

After a week break (ppl had lives or something....) we were glad to be back in the NA League! Another Top 8 in the books, looking for more to make the playoff dance!

Roster:
Pork Smork
@pepe.sunsetsurge.ink
@v4p0r.broadcastbeep.com
@krakenmare77.ink

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 5d

No place like Nebraska
Also we have won every time I have gone to a home game

A fish-eye lens shot of Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska. The sun is just above the West side of the building.

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Kenneth @kbot273.bsky.social · 7d

It was a lot of fun getting to talk to a bunch of different folks from the community at Riptide this year! Check it out on this week's episode of the Splatoon 3 North American League Show! You might even see a couple of cameos 👀 youtu.be/taax9gWydPk?...

Myself & EE standing outside of the venue at Riptide 2025 in Sandusky, Ohio.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 7d

Noah Fant WHAT

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 7d

Noah Fant (head) will play Week 5.

neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 7d

It's missing a spot right in the middle... I can fix that

Ckk @ckk312.xyz · 7d

I decided to make a map of divison 1 in
@ccasplatoon.bsky.social

Let me know which team you're rooting for. If you don't have one yet, pick your local school off of this map!

#compsplatoon

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 7d

We're gonna talk about things. Things I know a whole bunch about. What a time to be a yapper.

Broadcasting Esports Every Play @broadcastbeep.com · 7d

A new episode of Splat Chat awaits! Tune in this week to hear about all the action in Japan, Americas, and Collegiate at 7 pm EDT today! #compsplatoon

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 8d

This may be the second-worst administration in history. Run it

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 9d

yeah, @jamestalarico.bsky.social you're finished

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 9d

I wouldn't have let the government shut down, but that's just me. Like if I was in there, we'd still be up. That's just me though. I wouldn't let that happen, maybe I'm just different.

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 9d

a year older! congrats!

neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 10d

The video for Now or Never from Splatoon 3 Splatfests

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neato @neatounused.bsky.social · 10d

this is what my casting sound like in a comm block that lasts longer than it should

Grey @greyspl.bsky.social · 10d

I have a severe personality disorder I wish I could clone myself and have 1 Grey play Support and 1 Grey play Frontline

At times I feel like a baby small bean submissive kind sex slave but at times i feel like an overwhelming force of nature thanos mango aura

Idk if you guys are catching my vibe