nebredral
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I was thinking of the beer… but 2 birds, 1 stone :-)
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🤢 an abomination in the eyes of the lord etc etc
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Does it have a camera directed at the wearers face, which is activated just in time?
I’m sure people would pay good £$€ to have access to this sort of live footage.
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Do the grauniad still do that god-awful opposite people having a meal column thing?
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Prospective employers can get itchy feet if you divulge existing, controlled medical issues… so the chances of them taking on someone with ‘current’ MH issues? Hahaha, good luck with that one!
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The Conservative Party officially being no more is one of those events you keep some good booze to one side for.
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AI wilL sAvE uS aLl!!!

*checks out the current artist output of AI…

Oooooh boy!
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File under: bizarre but let’s just accept it 👍
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Absolutely. When she started mentioning first time buyers I thought huh, and yeah it is £300k before it even starts for 1st timers… at 0.1%… like ask mummy n daddy for the £500!
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They’re barely offering a piss in an ocean :-)
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…we’re going to fix the country by… errrr getting rid of Stamp Duty!

🤦‍♂️😂
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…tbqh the neighbours dog barking incoherently at a seagull made more sense than Kemi did at any point during that #ToryFail
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I believe the phrase is “rubbernecking”
Screenshot of Breaking News header. Text reads “Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch about to give speech to party conference - watch and follow live”
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Taking on The Hoff in a Hasselhoff-off?
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If you could afford the house you could probably afford to nip out for a casual relaxing pint in central London.
Not every night obvs.
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I’m sure someone will recommend an implant chip or some shit 😳
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Was that the prize iiiiiiinn 1?
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Whitby.
Not exactly a city but plenty of tourists *will* see them.
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The arm on that jacket’s gonna be squeaking something rotten for the studio mics?!
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Hopefully the yoofs will go buy themselves some Max Power hot hatches and start cruising around with the stereos blaring instead then.
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If she claimed the Mr.Men books were her favourites I’d be suspicious of her ability to understand ‘them’ too.
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R cuntry grates 👍
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Her: “We’re going to make it pretty!…”

Dogs that would normally eat other dogs poo: “errr naw you’re alright thanks love 🤢”
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It’s a face that says “oh, that fart was much much wetter than I expected!”