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Nectarine🍑Nadine

@nectarinenadine.bsky.social

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I am one month and one week older than SNL, minus one year ☺️ Available to narrate your audiobook 🗣️📖 https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~0155c1a5552aadec49 https://www.acx.com/narrator?p=A7AV2MUPAJP0I

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · May 7

Pete Buttigieg for Everything 2025

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Dr. Mar 💙 @boldnewme.bsky.social · 5h

“People with six teeth, defending people with eight yachts  - America.”
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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 1d

From the guy who thinks water “breaks” magnets

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 1d

How is this not trending??

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 2d

Wha — ?

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 3d

Watched #TheLongWalk. First, s/o to @stephenking.bsky.social for a badass read. That said, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as the Major was delicious! 🤗 I dnt wanna spoil anything but read the book and watch the movie if you can!

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 5d

I have a very bad feeling about this...

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 8d

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 8d

Just a hero busy heroing.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 8d

I thought blowies were considered porn

a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a crowd of people .

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 11d

Is anyone from any country as obsessed with water and hydration as Americans are? I don’t really recall seeing a whole lot of pictures and videos about Italians or Spaniards or even the British chugging down water all day long.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 11d

Every accusation is a confession

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 11d

Men fucking suck.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

I know. I accept it. Just sucks we’ve lost all credibility because of one fat fuck.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

We deserve it 😞

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

It’s entirely possible the ladder was the main culprit

a blue ladder with the words " it couldn 't have just walked away " on top

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Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

They only look like kids because their fat is filling in all the wrinkles. They’re fucking adults.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

They wouldn’t be accepted into hegseths military

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

You’re muted bitch. I never have to be notified of your slimy interactions again. Fucking small-dick, Peter Pan syndrome piece of shit, less than mediocre man 🍆🤏🏽😹🤠🤡😭😂

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 12d

So you assume my relatives aren’t citizens because I defend immigrants? You assume I dnt have a job because I have no insurance now? How incredibly inexperienced and naive you are. But of course, to you guys, raping babies and shooting up schools is just a Tuesday. Lol typical maga hate.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 14d

Feel free to do it all day, you fascist fuck.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 14d

For folks who rape kids, maga certainly is sensitive 😳🤷🏻‍♀️

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 14d

At least you’re somewhat aware. We all know that every accusation lobbed by you fascists is just a confession. We all hate maga and laugh at you daily.

Nectarine🍑Nadine @nectarinenadine.bsky.social · 14d