Nelstrid
@nelstrid.bsky.social
Likes: #SAFC, #F1, my wife, my special needs son, fixing stuff.
Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon.
Musk is a bellend.
Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon.
Musk is a bellend.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"No charges"? Is that because there was absolutely no semblance of a crime having been committed?
"You're under arrest - we have no idea of what, but come with us anyway"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"You're under arrest - we have no idea of what, but come with us anyway"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No charges over Trump-Epstein projection on to Windsor Castle
Thames Valley Police says no further action will be taken against four men arrested in September.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"No charges"? Is that because there was absolutely no semblance of a crime having been committed?
"You're under arrest - we have no idea of what, but come with us anyway"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"You're under arrest - we have no idea of what, but come with us anyway"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Royal Mail is a pile of wank....
[Yesterday]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
[Earlier today]
"Your item is out for delivery today"
[Later today]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
Cunts
[Yesterday]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
[Earlier today]
"Your item is out for delivery today"
[Later today]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
Cunts
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Royal Mail is a pile of wank....
[Yesterday]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
[Earlier today]
"Your item is out for delivery today"
[Later today]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
Cunts
[Yesterday]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
[Earlier today]
"Your item is out for delivery today"
[Later today]
"Your item is due for delivery tomorrow"
Cunts
Bardsley was treated like shite by many #SAFC fans who were intoxicated by the charm of the fascist loving lunatic Di Canio - for the crime of having his photo taken, enjoying himself, is his own private time.....
www.safc.com/news/2025/oc...
www.safc.com/news/2025/oc...
Phil Bardsley: 'Sunderland Will Always Feel Like Home'
When Phil Bardsley looks back on his footballing journey, there’s one chapter that stands out above all others - Sunderland AFC. A club where he not only rediscovered himself as a player but also forg...
www.safc.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bardsley was treated like shite by many #SAFC fans who were intoxicated by the charm of the fascist loving lunatic Di Canio - for the crime of having his photo taken, enjoying himself, is his own private time.....
www.safc.com/news/2025/oc...
www.safc.com/news/2025/oc...
"[Orange cunt] has threatened to pull out of an expected meeting with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping, signalling a flare-up in trade tensions"
Trade tensions my fucking arse! He just lashing out because he didn't get his beloved peace prize.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trade tensions my fucking arse! He just lashing out because he didn't get his beloved peace prize.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump threatens to impose additional 100% tariff on China
The S&P 500 closed down 2.7%, its steepest fall since April, after the US president hit out at China.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"[Orange cunt] has threatened to pull out of an expected meeting with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping, signalling a flare-up in trade tensions"
Trade tensions my fucking arse! He just lashing out because he didn't get his beloved peace prize.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trade tensions my fucking arse! He just lashing out because he didn't get his beloved peace prize.....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Got this notification on my Watch5 Pro, that my Watch5 Pro wasn't near me.......
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Got this notification on my Watch5 Pro, that my Watch5 Pro wasn't near me.......
My wife keeps watching YouTube videos that are clearly A.I. and I feel like a fucking killjoy, constantly having to tell her "You know that's not real, right?"
2 minutes later she's falling for another one.
I fucking HATE A.I. ........
2 minutes later she's falling for another one.
I fucking HATE A.I. ........
October 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My wife keeps watching YouTube videos that are clearly A.I. and I feel like a fucking killjoy, constantly having to tell her "You know that's not real, right?"
2 minutes later she's falling for another one.
I fucking HATE A.I. ........
2 minutes later she's falling for another one.
I fucking HATE A.I. ........
Just for the record, if you post a "I'm doing an experiment. If you see this post, please like" post, I won't like.... but I WILL block.
a man in a red shirt is asking " you get that "
ALT: a man in a red shirt is asking " you get that "
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just for the record, if you post a "I'm doing an experiment. If you see this post, please like" post, I won't like.... but I WILL block.
Delivery Companies:
DON'T tell me you've attempted delivery when I KNOW you haven't!
You DO know that many people have fucking doorbell cameras these days, don't you?
DON'T tell me you've attempted delivery when I KNOW you haven't!
You DO know that many people have fucking doorbell cameras these days, don't you?
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Delivery Companies:
DON'T tell me you've attempted delivery when I KNOW you haven't!
You DO know that many people have fucking doorbell cameras these days, don't you?
DON'T tell me you've attempted delivery when I KNOW you haven't!
You DO know that many people have fucking doorbell cameras these days, don't you?
If you haven't cancelled your Disney+ yet, you're a cunt.
If you watch Disney+ shows on a dodgy Firestick, you're a hero.
If you watch Disney+ shows on a dodgy Firestick, you're a hero.
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you haven't cancelled your Disney+ yet, you're a cunt.
If you watch Disney+ shows on a dodgy Firestick, you're a hero.
If you watch Disney+ shows on a dodgy Firestick, you're a hero.
Oh, the motherfuckin' irony of all motherfuckin' ironies. Never in the history of motherfuckin' ironies has there ever been something so motherfuckin' ironic.
Anyway, thoughts & prayers n' all that.......
Anyway, thoughts & prayers n' all that.......
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh, the motherfuckin' irony of all motherfuckin' ironies. Never in the history of motherfuckin' ironies has there ever been something so motherfuckin' ironic.
Anyway, thoughts & prayers n' all that.......
Anyway, thoughts & prayers n' all that.......
On the bright side, it wasn't a class of school kids being shot.
Thoughts and prayers, n' all that shit - that makes everything OK, doesn't it?
Thoughts and prayers, n' all that shit - that makes everything OK, doesn't it?
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
On the bright side, it wasn't a class of school kids being shot.
Thoughts and prayers, n' all that shit - that makes everything OK, doesn't it?
Thoughts and prayers, n' all that shit - that makes everything OK, doesn't it?
September 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't think Trump is dead. I think he is just hiding under the Oval Office desk, hoping the Epstein shit goes away.....
September 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don't think Trump is dead. I think he is just hiding under the Oval Office desk, hoping the Epstein shit goes away.....