the woke goat
@nelward.bsky.social
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NELWARD LIVE BAND

11/6 - ATLANTA
12/5 - NASHVILLE

ticket links at www.nelward.com
nelward.bsky.social
Jelly roll.

The veritable "Hip Hoppenheimer" of the hip hop world.

Dropping literal atom bombs with every verse, every bar, every rhyme.
nelward.bsky.social
They're putting unbridled male jou on trial.

And they want you to think that's "normal".
nelward.bsky.social
This shit looks fucking awesome, I need to check it out
nelward.bsky.social
I'm not political... I just have common sense.
floorbaba.bsky.social
my favorite political commentator is @nelward.bsky.social
nelward.bsky.social
The dangers of gooning: John fetterman had one stroke (jacking off) and turned right wing
nelward.bsky.social
yooka laylee and the impossible lair is a 10/10 2D platformer overshadowed by the original. so sad
nelward.bsky.social
everything is becoming more evil
nelward.bsky.social
like you get the star, it boots you out of the level, and then they show you all of your coin, starbit, etc levels individually, the purple star guy talks to you for way too long, then i have to go to the level select screen, select a star, watch a bunch of animations, and finally we are back.
nelward.bsky.social
I'd hate to say this but Super Mario Galaxy 2 isn't giving me my dopamine fix after I've been spoiled by Donkey Kong Bananza.

The controls feel much more restrictive than donkey kong bananza but mostly I dont like all the time it takes between levels
nelward.bsky.social
the look on my hufflepuff ass face when they announced NEW HARRY POTTER REBOOT SERIES
nelward.bsky.social
I can get on board with that!
nelward.bsky.social
Im starting to worry that Justin Bieber has forgotten about the Notre-dame fire of 2019. though no lives were lost, it was still a tragedy and eserves to be remembered.
nelward.bsky.social
yalls rhetoric is dividing the nation, no cap
nelward.bsky.social
I'm just trying to bring back unity
nelward.bsky.social
I try to to tip my bartender, but it doesn't seem like anyone is interested in my unsolicited advice.
nelward.bsky.social
Ok so ive made it to McDonald's. So I order the food? And then I pay them? Or do I pay them first?
nelward.bsky.social
It divided the nation further
nelward.bsky.social
In a time when our nation is so divided we didn't need will smith to do what he did. That's all I have to say on the subject
nelward.bsky.social
Le bad bitch is approaching! Time to open up my big book of poetry...
nelward.bsky.social
bad bharbie at the superbowl - from "catch me outside how bout dat" to uniting the people