Nick Moran
@nemoran.bsky.social
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Man, oh man, you must have the metabolism of a bumblebee.
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For flu this year at work I had to film myself getting it (long story) and I told the nurse I was going to hold the camera so she wasn’t on it. She said, “oh I should be on it. I look good.” I’ve been trying to have that same confidence in my own life ever since.
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I see that little green guy above it all over too
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I love the tooth graffiti on 83.
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Have you considered the alternative “not ENOUGH” on staff argument, which South Philly definitely believes
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There is a two-horse race between Umberto’s (north of the harbor) and Southside Saloon (south of the harbor) for best sign in Baltimore, but we’re all the real winners in that contest.

Greatest City In America is right, as the benches say.
Picture of a store sign that says UMBERTO’S THE TOTAL LOOK, and has a pic of what looks like a T Rex bandmember Pic of a cheeky red Rottweiler in a cap smoking a cigar. Sign says SOUTHSIDE SALOON and the tagline is WHERE LONGSHOREMEN ARE MADE OF NAILS
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Same. I'm a fan of 3 of the last 4, with Kang being the only headscratcher for me, but definitely Laszlo's my favorite of the bunch.
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"A wink across the bar is identified by others and is clearly understood as flirtation because the gesture is perceived by a crowd and exists in a social context. The Instagram Story Like is done under the veil of relative digital secrecy and does not have that common meaning."
Instagram Story Likes and Markers of Digital Affection
User research on the meaning of Instagram Story Likes
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Let’s SátántanGÓ
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László Krasznahorkai has won the 2025 Nobel Prize in Literature!
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Not a drill, @apdirtybird.bsky.social. That’s Ben rocking a Canes shirt. The prophets foretold this day would come.
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The phrase “satanic beef molesters” appears not 25 pages in. He’s gonna be famous.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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“More evidence that Miami defensive end/menace Rueben Bain is a 42 year old man with a union card and five kids he has to take to church in the morning. Let’s get this shit over with early so he can get some sleep.”
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I’m on your side. Hot dog mustard is a completely different universe from pretzel mustard, etc
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Our bullshit has like 6 linemen running downfield, which helps
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Corey Hetherman to Gus Malzahn about 5 minutes into the first quarter.