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Nestor H. Green

@ness2outof3.bsky.social

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He/him, married, born 1984, Providence>Seattle, vector artist, webcomic enjoyer, union worker, puppet fancier, and FURRY NOSTRIL FETISHIST. Please retroactively turn 21 years old before having read this, thank you. 🚫2️⃣1️⃣🫵🤨

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 31

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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)

YouTube video by ParticleMen

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 28

Nevermind! The good schedule lasted exactly 1 week.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 26

Pros of Blsky:
● Potentially make a new friend
● Fewer fascists, if compared to leading brand

Cons of Blsky:
● Some sort of misery device
● User becomes enabler to friends trapped in misery device
● Tucks insidious crust data into beautiful drawings
● Somehow arresting & boring at the same time

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 26

What if there were a pokerap featuring all 1,025 but with the BPM and emotional tone of that ad where "Arms of the Angels" plays over the slideshow of neglected pets. And instead of rap it was also Christian funeral yodelling, just like in the ad.

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🎥 Kathy 📼 Fennessy 📽️ @kcfennessy.bsky.social · Aug 23

This would be a good time to order from @fantagraphics.bsky.social.

The Fantagraphics “We’ve Been Robbed” Sale - Fantagraphics Blog

A call to action! Fantagraphics is in a legal battle (as part of a coalition of a dozen other publishers) that is stressing our ability to publish the world’s greatest cartoonists, as we have done for...

blog.fantagraphics.com

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 23

I feel like the director thought film noir was a color scheme, and that it matches detectives.

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 23

Illustration of a bird with a neck so long it's coiled up in rings.

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GaoCotton @gaocotton.bsky.social · Aug 22

it was a real pleasure that my first commission had such a great prompt and characters.

for @vinvertigo.bsky.social

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 22

As a latchkey kid it was pretty nostalgic.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 22

Customers constantly ask how we could charge $2.98 for a bottle of water and I have a few off putting joke responses like "You can re-use the bottle as a decanter so it's no longer plastic waste" and "you can drink from the garden hose for free." Someone actually took me up on the hose thing!

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 20

You can't describe the personal shit that actually occupies your thoughts on social media, but you also can't be all "Hey follow fam there's spooky mysterious unspeakable situation I won't describe. Leave a like & a concerned comment tho, I love metrics 😊🫶"

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 20

It's a wide world and I'm sure they can all find their dream roommates.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 20

How is it that furries see themselves as a gatekeeperless community of welcoming open-minded kumbuya ppl, but every time we're nice to a diaper haver, someone's in our DMs hissing and asking us to beware the eery one.

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 17

I like badgers, I like cringey old men, I like 1970s children's novelty albums, but for some reason KISS does nothing for me.

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 17

TF trigger concepts:
● There's an animal on a food's packaging
● There's an animal in an idiom
● There's an animal in some videogame
● There's a weird necklace
● There's an inanimate object in an idiom
● There's an inanimate object in some videogame
● An object is needed
● A noun was used

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 17

With a logo like that, it must have been affordable food!

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 17

Everybody fussing over what's safe for Work like Work is gonna die of shock in its Victorian fainting chair if your lockscreen is too sultry a drawing of Mr. Nogoodnik from Bad Guys 3. Meanwhile Work is over here casually trying to give me heatstroke & a UTI on the daily

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 16

Weird to imagine people driving very far to eat here! I was on the bus route to this one and stopped about once.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 16

Got a copy of Moho 14, because I assume I'll be okay at it.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 15

I dunno if there's a more consistent predictor of whether somebody sucks than they get mad at pigeons. I haven't had a chance to pigeon test all of you, but, so far, everybody who SUCKS in my life, if I've seen them near a pigeon, they were mad at it.

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 15

Just 1 more week and I have a humane work schedule. If anyone wants to hang out in Seattle (inexpensively) in September hit me up.

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Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 12

I heard something really bad happened in January 2021 as well but I can't seem to rember what. Oh well.

Nestor H. Green @ness2outof3.bsky.social · Aug 12

The crime in Washington DC is truly outrageous tho. One time I watched aliens blow up the white house with president Bill Pullman still in it. I also saw this Youtube clip where one of the Capitol critters bops the other on the snout so hard it makes kind of a diving board sound.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Aug 12

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

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