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Joe Kaplan
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A nonbinary geek, a parent to two wonderful kiddos, a technology professional, and probably some more stuff.
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My friend was bragging that her dog could retrieve a ball from over a mile away. Seems a little far-fetched to me.
June 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Canadian bees are closely connected to the flowers. USBs connect to computers.
June 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A man just hit me with milk, butter, and cheese. How dairy!
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Where do hackers go when they die? Encrypts
June 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Person 1: I have a pen that can write underwater. Person 2: Wow, really? Person 1: Yeah. It writes other words too, though.
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Do not spell the word 'part' backwards. It's a trap!
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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For a while, Houdini used trap doors in every act. It was a stage he was going through.
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A backward poet writes inverse.
May 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because, you can't c in the dark!
May 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Knowing the measurement from the tip of your pinky to the tip of your thumb is pretty handy.
May 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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The past, present, and future all walked into a bar. Things were tense.
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
May 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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It's important to keep some candy in your pockets at all times... ...it could be a lifesaver.
May 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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I never could get my guitar to gently weep, but I did get it to fret.
May 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody.
May 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Where did Luke Skywalker get his cybernetic hand? The second hand store.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks!
May 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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What do you call a plant that sneaks up on its prey? An ambush!
April 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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They tried making a movie about constipation, but it never came out.
April 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Two parrots land on a perch. One bird says to the other, "Wow does it smell like fish here!"
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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How do Tuskens cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.
April 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
April 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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An acorn is, in a nutshell, an oak tree.
April 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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The company that makes yard sticks won't be making them any longer.
April 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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There once was a singer of old. Who then broke away from the fold. He won't give you up. He won't let you down. In a word you have been Limerick-rolled.
April 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM