Me: wants to start a small community Tech platforms: “That’ll be $99/month, 3 integrations, and your soul.” Networkli: “It’s free. You good?” Yes. Yes I am.
We didn’t build Networkli because we love networking. We built it because we wanted to leave early… and still make 3 aligned connections. Mission accomplished.
Group chats be like: “Let’s plan something!” 2 weeks later: chaos, no plan, 87 unread messages Networkli has free group management. Because your time (and sanity) matters.
Expectation: Meet amazing people and grow your network. Reality: Pretend to remember someone’s name while mentally planning your escape. Networkli fixes the glitch.
Networking event strategy: • Overthink every handshake • Rehearse my life story in my head • Forget everything mid-convo • Start a company to fix it (Hi, we’re Networkli.)
Networking without AI feels like speed dating with 50 people you have nothing in common with… …and also you don’t know it’s speed dating until it’s too late.
In the future, AI will: • Drive your car • Cook your meals • Match you with humans who don’t make you want to fake an injury to leave early Welcome to Networkli.
Small talk is a nightmare. Networking is stressful. Remembering people’s jobs is impossible. Networkli is the emotional support AI you didn’t know you needed.
me walking into a networking event after 3 pep talks, 2 coffees, and 1 near-panic attack Networkli: “We already found your 3 best matches.” Oh thank god. #SocialAnxiety#TechThatGetsYou#NetworkingRelief
