Joestur 7\
@neverbegamejoever.bsky.social
lvl19 but in an ironic way yk? | blk&🇲🇽 | swaggot 🏳️🌈| only good person ever | future most cisgender man with a computer science degree | god’s biggest misandrist |
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faerun please lend you ear if thou art near a provisions store this moment any kind of cycle-round establishment go into the establishment this moment and cast mage hand in the shopkeep’s pocket for nary a reason *loud ass thaumaturgy explosion sound* THEIR COIN IS YOUR COIN AS OF THIS MOMENT‼️🗣️
i gotta start taking my adderall after i’m ready for school cuz i keep getting too into my outfit and i end up overdressing
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i gotta start taking my adderall after i’m ready for school cuz i keep getting too into my outfit and i end up overdressing
oh so nintendo was the problem that makes way more sense actually
'Beast of Reincarnation' releases Summer 2026 🎮
• Set in post-apocalyptic Japan
• One-person, one-dog action RPG
• Made by Pokémon developers Game Freak
• Coming to Xbox, PS5, and PC
• Set in post-apocalyptic Japan
• One-person, one-dog action RPG
• Made by Pokémon developers Game Freak
• Coming to Xbox, PS5, and PC
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
oh so nintendo was the problem that makes way more sense actually
one thing i will never stop hating on bethesda for, it’s the gun design. pisses me off so bad i still wonder abt how they made fo4 guns so cartoonishly non-functional with none of the charm of the fallout 1/2 guns.
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
one thing i will never stop hating on bethesda for, it’s the gun design. pisses me off so bad i still wonder abt how they made fo4 guns so cartoonishly non-functional with none of the charm of the fallout 1/2 guns.
hair growing everywhere but my chest shit needs to hurry up so i can start serving cleavage like an italian man in the 70s
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
hair growing everywhere but my chest shit needs to hurry up so i can start serving cleavage like an italian man in the 70s
heyyy so me and the others have been talking and we’ve decided you have to leave human instrumentality. yeaahhhh we all saw that memory of you in the 4th grade and you’re actually the only person to experience that. anyways ur weird and strange and weird soo fuck out the fanta
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
heyyy so me and the others have been talking and we’ve decided you have to leave human instrumentality. yeaahhhh we all saw that memory of you in the 4th grade and you’re actually the only person to experience that. anyways ur weird and strange and weird soo fuck out the fanta
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faerun please lend you ear if thou art near a provisions store this moment any kind of cycle-round establishment go into the establishment this moment and cast mage hand in the shopkeep’s pocket for nary a reason *loud ass thaumaturgy explosion sound* THEIR COIN IS YOUR COIN AS OF THIS MOMENT‼️🗣️
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 AM
faerun please lend you ear if thou art near a provisions store this moment any kind of cycle-round establishment go into the establishment this moment and cast mage hand in the shopkeep’s pocket for nary a reason *loud ass thaumaturgy explosion sound* THEIR COIN IS YOUR COIN AS OF THIS MOMENT‼️🗣️
now this is why i donated $5 two years ago
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
now this is why i donated $5 two years ago
don’t like my options for outfits today and my only class today is non mandatory and i need to catch up on the notes for that class anyway and i wanna play cyberpunk all day so liiiiiike what if i just didn’t go🤔
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
don’t like my options for outfits today and my only class today is non mandatory and i need to catch up on the notes for that class anyway and i wanna play cyberpunk all day so liiiiiike what if i just didn’t go🤔
i don’t think enough about the $500 malorian arms 3516 prop that i have like i could’ve bought a real ass gun for that much a pretty good one too…
January 28, 2026 at 10:22 AM
i don’t think enough about the $500 malorian arms 3516 prop that i have like i could’ve bought a real ass gun for that much a pretty good one too…
republicans treat guns more akin to fur suits than guns to them it’s just a way to blow a shit ton of money and act out the character they have in their head
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 AM
republicans treat guns more akin to fur suits than guns to them it’s just a way to blow a shit ton of money and act out the character they have in their head
seen nothing related to resident evil 9 except for a cutscene where a zombie shows up and leon just stands there for 12 whole seconds letting a nurse get brutally ran through with a chainsaw AND THEN drops a mid ass one liner
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 AM
seen nothing related to resident evil 9 except for a cutscene where a zombie shows up and leon just stands there for 12 whole seconds letting a nurse get brutally ran through with a chainsaw AND THEN drops a mid ass one liner
gotta give it to freddie gibbs imagine having so much aura everybody forgot your spread cheeks are just out on the net for anyone to find
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
gotta give it to freddie gibbs imagine having so much aura everybody forgot your spread cheeks are just out on the net for anyone to find
my favorite jacket is a cool windbreaker with a bunch of pockets and i’m slowly treating it more and more like a purse like i got pens, spare earbuds, a small bluetooth speaker that’s also a flashlight, spare meds, a pocket knife, lip balm, a bandage, 5 bucks, and a hair tie for my female friends
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
my favorite jacket is a cool windbreaker with a bunch of pockets and i’m slowly treating it more and more like a purse like i got pens, spare earbuds, a small bluetooth speaker that’s also a flashlight, spare meds, a pocket knife, lip balm, a bandage, 5 bucks, and a hair tie for my female friends
currently witnessing the de-freakification of feet and watching in horror as the de-freakification of piss slowly approaches
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
currently witnessing the de-freakification of feet and watching in horror as the de-freakification of piss slowly approaches
with the sub 20 degree weather sweeping the country i wonder how absorbent heavy fabrics in stuff like sayyy tactical gear are? i hope no one wearing it comes into contact with water via something like a balloon. it’d be super embarrassing for a bunch of people to have to retreat to avoid frostbite.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
with the sub 20 degree weather sweeping the country i wonder how absorbent heavy fabrics in stuff like sayyy tactical gear are? i hope no one wearing it comes into contact with water via something like a balloon. it’d be super embarrassing for a bunch of people to have to retreat to avoid frostbite.
hope i don’t need bolt cutters for a while
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
hope i don’t need bolt cutters for a while
decent argument, however, me swan you frog. i rest my case.
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
decent argument, however, me swan you frog. i rest my case.
my stupid asshole chud daughter, everyone.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 17
The Fourth to be Qualified
Fourth Children
Episode 17
The Fourth to be Qualified
Fourth Children
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 AM
my stupid asshole chud daughter, everyone.
thinking abt zeke and sharpay from high school musical :(
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
thinking abt zeke and sharpay from high school musical :(
It’s 2006, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
It’s 2026, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
It’s 2026, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It’s 2006, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
It’s 2026, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
It’s 2026, a silent hill movie flops and a gta game with a latin protagonist comes out
got multiple ppl who rlly want me to play fear and hunger and i need them to realize i play games for interesting stories and to have fun NOT for interesting stories and seeing my character get raped by spiders cuz i picked the left tunnel instead of the right tunnel see now that is all you bro……
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
got multiple ppl who rlly want me to play fear and hunger and i need them to realize i play games for interesting stories and to have fun NOT for interesting stories and seeing my character get raped by spiders cuz i picked the left tunnel instead of the right tunnel see now that is all you bro……
trans women are real women cuz they also dodge your advice after begging you for advice
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
trans women are real women cuz they also dodge your advice after begging you for advice
chat i might be a bubble blowing baby i deserve to be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron here😔
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 AM
chat i might be a bubble blowing baby i deserve to be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron here😔