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James
@newavenue.bsky.social
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Design Theory 📐 | Gamedev 👾 | Art 🖼️ | Writing ✍️ Bear witness to the cacophony of brain farts. Accept your inner cringe and be free. Late 20's From Syd, Aus.
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Feb 28
Turning on bathroom heater in the middle of summer to attract the kitten to sit with me after a long Friday
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · 21h
Sweet!! When do you think the next update will be, ballpark?
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 28
Get blanket+ add on where it shows you ads of fashionable items and what they might look like on your body
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 19
Hey Aussie here, we don’t usually put solar panels on trains lol, we put solar panels on the grid and we have normal trains, works a lot better hahahah
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 19
You can fit the entire Overton window in between them huge nutz
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 18
If you break it down, we’re all dying all the time, slowly, and in this way the world is unified in our ritual of dying on the toilet
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 18
Good luck Elvis
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 8
A spell cast by the tiny wizard hiding in the pill
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 8
They should have called it plan bb, for baby begone
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 6
great work kodub!!
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 5
Cool, double sided microwave
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 4
Jerry why is the tray of individual butter tubs empty
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 4
Not sure if this works in America, but I’m calling my isp sales office every now and then and telling them I got a better offer elsewhere, slashes 30% off rrp every time
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 4
Depression is your Stan vibes
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 4
This is rad!!
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 2
Premium feline, top of the line
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 2
Hey police? Yeah she’s being a criminal and talking to children again, no it’s not the bot
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 1
Strongest lead magnet in the western hemisphere
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Aug 1
Just finished my Friday night, time zones are weird, have a good day ima sleep
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 31
Beep boop
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 31
Hah, this guy thinks photons are real
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 31
Naturally
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 31
INCREDIBLE
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 27
(Drops needle) the… the sound is…. (Breaks down crying)
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 27
I think select and confirm, but then even better - have a ‘fast’ mode to turn on in the options where it’s click only
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James @newavenue.bsky.social · Jul 27
(Devil whispering on your shoulder) Stay up. Eat a cookie. Leave the bathroom light on. Eat another cookie. No cookies left. Bake some cookies. Leave your socks on the floor.
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