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1337 h4rv3y 0sw4ld
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Arachno-simpicalist, scrumrade, design dingus & manufacturing maniac
> Tenno, you need the kinetic siphon traps to make the child vulnerable to bullets
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Oil executives are just like dragons because they hoard incredible resources and they fucking love cars
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
they got game changer in the heated rivalry cinematic universe
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:

- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
okay if Joey is so great, why is Chandler the only FRIENDS character to get a search engine named them?
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
so....you're telling me there's no commisteroner gordon?
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
As it was foretold
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Every single day, Magic: the Gathering inches closer to becoming Yu-Gi-Oh
January 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
*elon musk converting to mormonism* let that soak in
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
“Done is better than perfect” has been a guiding sentiment for me all year and I hope to continue following it
D1) again, this is difficult to pull off at longer lengths. But you don't get good at a thing by not doing it.

E) YOU DON'T GET GOOD AT A THING BY NOT DOING IT done is better than perfect. Don't worry so much about "practicing right" just practice. You can adjust as you need as you go on.
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Maybe my favorite thing about being made from meat is that my skin can both be oily and dry at the same time. It’s a tremendous achievement of biology.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t think I’m allowed to be married to a dude and *mad* about it, but I’m definitely •annoyed• about how much Depeche Mode has taken over my YouTube.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Movie theaters are the public transit of “Netflix and chill”
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every single person loudly baffled by “67” has at one time said “for shizzle”
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That dipshit who said it was “cellar door” can eat my ass
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can you imagine the blowouts from tripping on your dicklace at the ancient Olympics

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November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Lionel Richie ran so Seal could fly
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
After I’m done with Kingdom Hearts I’m finally gonna play Fallout: New Vegas and you can’t stop me
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Okay they got me there
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
zoomer therapist: would you say this week you felt more skibidi or more ohio?
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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